I've been assured over the years by pretentious literature snobs that my dislike of Shakespeare is due either to my own stupidity or something being lost in translation between Middle English and Modern English. I don't buy it. Even when it's translated into Modern English, I still don't find Shakespeare nearly as brilliant and clever as he's made out to be. I wonder how many people genuinely enjoy Shakespeare and how many people simply nod their heads in polite reverence.
According to this article, I'm not alone:
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1. Voltaire called Shakespeare’s works an “enormous dunghill.”
2. Tolstoy was equally unimpressed, calling Will’s writing “Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.”
3. George Bernard Shaw really waxed poetic about how much he hated Shakespeare. “There is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare,” he said. “It would be positively a relief to me to dig him up and throw stones at him.” But there was a writer he hated more – Homer.
4. British poet Walter Savage Landor had no love lost for the prolific writer either, and apparently would have been a great fit at Saveur or Bon Appetit: “The sonnets are hot and pothery, there is much condensation, little delicacy, like raspberry jam without cream, without crust, without bread.”
5. Charles Darwin may just have been too evolved for Shakespeare: “I have tried lately to read Shakespeare and found it so intolerably dull that is nauseated me.”
6. English playwright Robert Greene dismissed Shakespeare as a mere amateur who has been romanticized over the years, calling him “An upstart now beautified with our feathers.”
7. J.R.R. Tolkien, in speaking of his days at King Edward’s School, said that he “disliked cordially” the Shakespeare section of his English literature studies.
8. Dr. Samuel Johnson, a well-known English writer and scholar in the 1700s, had his red pencil out while reading Bill. “Shakespeare never had six lines together without a fault,” he once said. “Perhaps you may find seven, but this does not refute my general assertion.”
9. Samuel Pepys spent an evening watching A Midsummer Night’s Dream, then recorded in his diary that [he] “had never seen before, nor shall ever again, for it is the most insipid ridiculous play that ever I saw in my life.”
10. King George III was maybe not so firm in his hatred, but more disapproving of the melancholy turn many of Shakespeare’s works took. “Is this not sad stuff, what what?”