10 Things I learned from "The Far Side"-FUNNY

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1: Cows stand on their hind legs in fields until one informs the others a car is coming. Then they get on all fours and graze until the car is gone. Then they stand up again.

2: Cave people were really caught off guard by the Ice Age, one was found frozen while in the outhouse!

3: If you want to get rid of unwanted house guests, feign death.

4: "Kimosabe" was a Native American expression for a horse's rear end- something the Lone Ranger didn't discover until years after his retirement.

5: It is acceptable for chickens to eat chicken soup if they are sick and it's no one they know.

6: Slugs worship saltshakers.

7: Island native tribes will hide their VCR's, phones and other "civilized" possessions when they see anthropologists approaching their village.

8: Pigeons see target rings on cars and bald men as they fly overhead.

9: Spiders may "silk themselves" when they get a bad fright.

10! When we talk to dogs, all they hear is their name and "Blah blah blah...".

lol ! !!

Gary Larson my fav cartoonist!

11: Often, at "The School for the Gifted", you'll see the most brilliant student pushing on the 'Pull to Enter' door.

:~)

Too funny.

An inconvenience store is one that, when you enter, you notice the shelves are 10 feet high and out of reach.