Sweetleaf wrote:
YourMother wrote:
Jonsi wrote:
Wtf is a juggalo
Don't google it. You're lucky not to know.
Aren't you being a tad bit immature?
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I got your f****n' present hangin' next to my nuts, now when i'm swinging on my hatchet, if it hits you it cuts.Don't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeks.Because i haven't had my mineral in almost a week, your f****n' momma brought me here to entertain your ass.So no matter what i'm doin' i expect you to laugh.Now when you see me do a trick, and if it isn't even funny, give me props, unless you want your little necks bloody.I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch, but that ain't what i'm f****n' about.I could sew your motuh shut, and pump air in through your nose.And f****n' pop your head but we'd get blood on our chlothes.Look, i'm a wicked clown, i ain't no f****n' superhero. Ain't a big and scary, though I fly like little Ray Mysterio.I'm quick to beat down all you little b*****s right in front of your mom and if the b***h get's heated, tell her, bring it on!
[Chorus:]
Oh s**t it's your birthday, oh no it isn't.
It's somebody's birthday, oh no it isn't.
Oh s**t it's your birthday, oh no it isn't.
It's your birthday.
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Santa Claus is a fat b***h
(Santa Claus is a fat fat b***h)
Another year and I aint get s**t
(Another year I aint get s**t)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ohh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
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Hey ladys! f**k off and lick nuts
Shaggy 2 fresh got some meat for these sluts
I see you likein that thong all up in your ass crack
Makein me think you want some dick were thats at
I shoot hoops with my two balls your nedens the basket (Slam Dunk!)
Hoes just call me fantastic
Dick stretchin your lips like elastic
Now swallow that s**t like a freaky fast bastard
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