Joined: 11 Jun 2011 Age: 48 Gender: Male Posts: 569
16 Nov 2012, 1:28 pm
A box of chocolates. The uneaten candies played the parts, but I ate the lead.
_________________ 'You seem very clever at explaining words, Sir,' said Alice. 'Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem called "Jabberwocky"?'
Joined: 15 Jul 2011 Age: 36 Gender: Male Posts: 756 Location: The internet
20 Nov 2012, 2:07 pm
That sounds awesome! Their all standing around in terror as a giant hand comes down and picks them up.
I like personifying my food at the Thanksgiving Dinner table.
when I stab a slab of turkey meat I go "AHHH Oh s**t! ahhh, I think this is it." Then I put it in my mouth and go "AHHHHH I can see my insides! Oh god kill me now ahhh!".