This is an excerpt from a work in progress called "Organ Donor"
Quote:
Why are you going to kill yourself Poker?
Oh I pulled a Dutch Harman
A Dutch Harman? What's a Dutch Harman?
Dutch Harman was a guy from the 90's who impregnated a hundred and forty two women over an 8 month period and killed himself before the first child was born.
Sounds like a man of real moral fiber.
Don't diss him, he's my hero.
To this day he still holds the record for fathering the most children after death.
And get this I would have beaten his record too, if Jen, Clair, Martha, Marsha, Megan, Megan, Marie, Jess, Karen, Katie, Katie, Venessa, and Bella hadn't all gotten abortions, f*****g b*****s.
03 Nov 2013, 11:23 pm
