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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIdzGh01QIA[/youtube]
Molly Ringwald gets a makeover through a shady megacorp's human enhancement experiment, geeky good girl to slender femme fatale. Anthony Michael Hall is her boy genius/convicted serial killer therapist, who she visits in between misadventures. She gets a car similar to Sonny Crockett. Lea Thompson is a coke-snorting "queen bee" who arrives at school via a FREAKING HELICOPTER. There is backstabbing, manipulation, seduction, angst, horrible fashion, and a synthesizer soundtrack. There are screwed-up adults, evil adults, corrupt cops and school faculty. Montages. Palm trees. And SHADES.
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