In a comic book or animation it is clever to "phony swear" by having one person start a swear word and another person in another scene say something completely unrelated...
As an example:
They cancelled Futurama those Mother-
-Furthermore Rosseau's concept of the noble savage cannot be based upon real life anthropology... it's an endearing myth of liberal society...
Or another...
This car is a piece of-
-Shih-tzus are a bit too cutesy and small to be effective guard dogs but they make nice pets for kids...
Look; I'm really sorry okay...