When I was about 15 or so, my uncle's birthday party was held at a karaoke bar. I went with several family members, and at one point, an older woman spotted me in the crowd. She walked over with the mic in her hand, and started singing to me. I was so embarrassed I started crying, but my folks thought it was adorable.
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