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10 Dec 2015, 3:26 pm

What Atheist say when after death stay in front of gate of the heaven
Holly s**t i did not believe it! :mrgreen:



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10 Dec 2015, 3:33 pm

goddamnit, stupid bio-computer cyborg testing facility I donated my body for research to...



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11 Dec 2015, 1:04 pm

How about that, Pascal was right after all. :mrgreen:


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11 Dec 2015, 1:25 pm

(sound of worms busily composting...something)


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11 Dec 2015, 2:44 pm

pawelk1986 wrote:
What Atheist say when after death stay in front of gate of the heaven
Holly s**t i did not believe it! :mrgreen:

I'd say please don't make me spend eternity with you as*holes! Also, hey God, you can go to hell.



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11 Dec 2015, 2:52 pm

They asked the notoriously atheist reporter H.L. Mencken what he would say if he found himself standing before St. Peter, and the Trinity, at the Pearly Gates.

He said that he would say "Well, gentlemen...I was wrong.".



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11 Dec 2015, 3:27 pm

This was probably supposed to be in the PPR subforum.



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13 Dec 2015, 5:52 pm

Oh, for crying out loud, how should I've guessed? I was raised a Hindu before I became an atheist.


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13 Dec 2015, 6:19 pm

Basso53 wrote:
How about that, Pascal was right after all. :mrgreen:


Except you could instead find yourself before the halls of a God Who doesn't want you to believe in Him and thus sends believers to Hell.


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13 Dec 2015, 7:01 pm

Q: What did the Atheist say when he finally stood before God?
A: "Pardon me, but I believe that you are sitting on my throne."



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14 Dec 2015, 9:35 am

Fnord wrote:
Q: What did the Atheist say when he finally stood before God?
A: "Pardon me, but I believe that you are sitting on my throne."



:mrgreen:



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14 Dec 2015, 9:46 am

Great job providing no evidence whatsoever for your existence. Now send me on to hell.


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25 Dec 2015, 7:54 pm

Can I have a re-do?


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02 Jan 2016, 5:14 pm

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Fnord wrote:
Q: What did the Atheist say when he finally stood before God?
A: "Pardon me, but I believe that you are sitting on my throne."



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02 Jan 2016, 5:44 pm

"Why are you punishing me eternally for making a mistake made in a few earth years?"



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02 Jan 2016, 9:20 pm

Ishi2 wrote:
Great job providing no evidence whatsoever for your existence. Now send me on to hell.

:lol: :lol: :lol: