What do you think of this ridiculous story?

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I wrote this years ago when I was bored:

Once upon a time, there was a duck who grew tired of being a duck. He went to the duck god to ask to be changed into a human. The duck god was very angry that the duck would dare to be unsatisfied with his race, so he fried him and ate him for dinner.

Suddenly, the ground shook violently as a giant pot plant rose out of the ground. A human head grew out of the flower. It opened its mouth and swallowed the duck god whole. It laughed as it dislocated from the flower and floated away.

The human head floated for three days before finding an elephant taking a dump. The head grew a laser on its nose and started to fry the elephant to death. It died and was still, but poop was still coming out in a slow and steady stream. It took one more month for all the poop to come out, but by that time, the elephant had already begun to decompose. Both the smell of poop and the dead elephant attracted flies, and soon the elephant was not even visible beneath all the flies.

The fly king himself came to see the elephant. He wore a giant hat and a fake moustache that was so big on him that he looked more like a flying moustache than the fly king. When he got there, the flies had already eaten all the elephant's flesh, so only bones were left. The fly king was so angry that he tore off his moustache and turned it into a fly-sized machine gun and blasted all the other flies to a million pieces.

All of a sudden, the human head ate the fly king, and then it floated off into the sunset, looking for a new elephant.

"Ridiculous" fits more than perfectly to describe it.

Gotta admit, I enjoyed reading it in a weird way.