A depressed christian named Jake sat by his guitar singing;
"Jesus I'm not worth the sacrifice.
So I'm going to kill myself for Jesus
Kill myself for Jesus."
He hung himself before his mother walked in the door and rushed him in the hospital in a state of horror.
He was dead and the doctors thought about reviving him with a defribulator but got a bad feeling. The doctor decided it was his duty to try. They charged the defribulator and brought him back to life and when they did a wave of psyonic energy choked the nurse to death. The nurse being the only Christian was raptured by Jake. He levitated out of the room killing every christian in his path.
When news got around that the second coming was a demon in a human body rapturing christians with murder there was a movement to disavow Jesus.
"f**k Jesus!" "f**k him right in the ass!" They burned churches down to prove their hatred for Jesus in order to save their lives.
07 Feb 2017, 7:08 pm
