Redd is Dead! Ac inspired comedy! Please read!

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This is a story I had transferred from another site via Wordpad document. Since I'll just be copying and pasting chapters, you may be alarmed to find 4-5 new episodes every day. Since I'm not using the right computer *My sister's playing WeBkInz....* I can't start right now, but I will as soon as I can. *give a swift kick in the grill to my sister *

Prologue

Our story begins deep, deep, DEEP under the earth...

Ressetti: A little adjustment here... there and...

*alarm sounds*

Ressetti: Someone's Reset!! !

Don: BRO! Want me to tend to your mutant arm-

Ressetti: (strangles Don) shaddup! Shaddup! SHADDUP!! ! We don't want our readers finding out...

ALMIGHTY AUTHOR: Find out about WHAT???

Ressetti: The... the... CAKE! It's a suprise for mommy!

...And Don, I'm not your BRO!! !

Don: Ok... GRAND EXALTED MASTER... (shruggs)


Meanwhile, above ground...

Redd: Why'da reset? I was just about to crush your army.

Nook: Let's HALO later. I've got a feeling something bad's about to-

Ressetti: NOOK!! Come here you shrimp!

Nook: Shrimp? Look at your tiny legs!

Ressetti: AUGGHHH! Those arn't supposed to be visible! I wasn't programmed that way!

Timmy: *Sniffsniff* Moleman smellgood.

Tommy: Goodsmell. Smell garbage.

Ressetti: Yeah, I was baking a cake.

Redd: *thinking* Uh-Oh....

Ressetti: AUGGH! THE CAKE! I FORGOT THE CAKE! SORRY!! GET BACK TO YA LATER! (burrows back underground)

Timmy+Tommy: Cake! Cake! *follows Resseti down hole*

Nook: ... Sweet, sweet irony.

Redd: Oh no... GUYS! WAIT UP! NOOK'S GOT THAT GRIN AGAIN! WAIT FOR MEEEE!! !