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16 Nov 2023, 4:26 pm

A certain girl in South America loved this song


https://youtu.be/JP-TPCs9Fj8

As luck would have it her dad was one of the richest men on the planet, and could afford to get her one...a whole herd actually. Her dad being cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar.

Dad was gunned down and died a couple years later. But this legacy of his lives on.



https://youtu.be/yWcTbmgDtlg



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16 Nov 2023, 4:31 pm

If you think coked-up murderhorses are a problem, just wait until they run out of coke.


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16 Nov 2023, 4:34 pm

Oh dear **** God - I can't freaking stand that song.

It should cause riots which result in the deaths of the people who play it.


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16 Nov 2023, 5:02 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
If you think coked-up murderhorses are a problem, just wait until they run out of coke.


The hippos in question dont actually DO coke.

But there supposedly ARE coked up sharks off of Florida...who get that way from desperate smugglers throwing the contraband overboard when chased by the Coast Guard...in packs which get eaten by sharks.



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16 Nov 2023, 5:10 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Oh dear **** God - I can't freaking stand that song.

It should cause riots which result in the deaths of the people who play it.


Oh yeah. Its up there with the Chipmunks Song.

I fibbed about the song. Dont know if she ever actually heard the song. But apparently his daughter really was into animals and he really did get them as a present for her. So...its as if that annoying song came to life in real life...in a bizarre way! :lol:



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16 Nov 2023, 5:11 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
If you think coked-up murderhorses are a problem, just wait until they run out of coke.


The hippos in question dont actually DO coke.


That's what they want us to believe.

But, why do they keep sniffing and excitedly yapping about how *sniff* Neil Peart is the greatest drummer ever?


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