Aspergers Haiku

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E7ernal
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18 Oct 2007, 1:00 pm

just came up with a quick Haiku on how I feel about AS.
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It's hard to explain,
Social Disability,
Nobody knows me.
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18 Oct 2007, 1:49 pm

I like it!

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19 Oct 2007, 12:08 pm

Nobody likes me
Creepy, they say about me
I tell them F Off!

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

pandabear
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19 Oct 2007, 2:44 pm

I just found out now.
My supervisor said it.
I have Ass Burgers.

pandabear
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24 Oct 2007, 2:21 pm

I'm just playing games
Very dangerous I know
I must win I must.

So much is at stake
Twenty years could be lost, so
I must prevail.

"Your poor performance
Has negatively impacted
The organization's

Ability to
Carry out this critical
Mission." That is too bad.

"The likelihood of
Your success in any oth'r
Position in the

Organization
Would be no greater than in
Your current position."

That's all very nice.
A dagger to my veins, and
I must parry this.

I cite the act of
Whisteblower Protection.
"Wrong and Dishonest",

So they say that I
Had characterized sacred
Methods that they used.

I also cite the
Rehabilitation Act
That presumes to save

The livelihood of
Poor wretches like me who have
Disabilities.

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24 Oct 2007, 6:41 pm

Rich dude, I am called
I dress sharp but am not rich
Get over yourselves!

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

Lazarus
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25 Oct 2007, 4:27 pm

pandabear wrote:

I just found out now.
My supervisor said it.
I have Ass Burgers.

Very good! Love writing in haiku, some great ones on here!

Life is like a train
Crossing over horizons
Into the darkness

Or regarding AS:

All of my feelings
That I thought were only mine
Seem normal on here

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26 Oct 2007, 8:13 pm

Work is rewarding
Supervisor 3 just left
Thank God it's Friday

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

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26 Oct 2007, 8:54 pm

what's a Haiku?

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27 Oct 2007, 2:11 pm

1st line- five syllables
2nd line- seven syllables
3rd line- five syllables

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

9CatMom
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29 Oct 2007, 7:46 pm

Roger Bannister
Siamese and other cats
Those are things I like

KindaRetarded
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31 Oct 2007, 11:54 am

Lazarus wrote:

All of my feelings
That I thought were only mine
Seem normal on here

brilliant.

Thought I was normal
but I didn't get the joke.
I am the punchline.

pandabear
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02 Nov 2007, 9:10 pm

Maybe we can all
Start writing haiku throughout
All of the fora.

Kliffhanger
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03 Nov 2007, 7:24 pm

These are beautiful
Sometimes just very strange
Geograpical

AnonymousAnonymous
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09 Nov 2007, 5:25 pm

School is now intense
It is like a bouncing stone
Unpredictable

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

sodarktheshadows
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09 Nov 2007, 10:29 pm

Lazarus wrote:

All of my feelings
That I thought were only mine
Seem normal on here

i see that is true
but what is normal, i ask
does that mean i'm cured?

(pathetic attempt...sorry...lol!)

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