'I Ain't Gonna Eat At McDonalds' By Me

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Aaron_Mason
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19 Mar 2008, 7:25 pm

This song is a parody of 'Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart' by Divinyls.

Code:

YUM!

(Burp)

I admit your menu is tantalising
And you know how to get our mouths watering
Sure

Yeah

You can turn any thin person to lard (and you do it)
Don't say you don't know it cos you do

Well guys
[Chorus]
I ain't gonna eat at McDonalds anymore
I ain't gonna eat at McDonalds anymore
I ain't gonna eat at McDonalds anymore
So give up

[Bridge]
I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I am but
I won't drink your post mix crap
I'm starving, I'm starving, I am, oh
Choose what goes in the Big Mac
Cos I just won't eat that crap

EWWW

Is this the crap I'm paying for?
You should be ashamed of what I've been eating

(PUKE sound)

You'd better watch yourselves
Oh, boy, you're going to lose
All your customers to Subway
Oh-oh-oh

Now
[Chorus]

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19 Mar 2008, 7:55 pm

This is uncanny timing Aaron!!

This morning the boys and I were watching Weird Al Yankovich on Youtube: Like a Surgeon, Beat It, Elmo's Got a gun etc

The boys have started writing their own funny songs!

Aaron, I love what you've written. Had me laughing for a few minutes .... love the Burp at the beginning. Alsoloved the bit about losing your customers to Subway. I went on McDonald's strike years ago and Subway is my first choice of fast food.

Helen

P.S. If you haven't seen Elmo's got a gun .... here it is ... it's hilarious

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6i6P3rEMKs[/youtube]

P.P.S For people who want to sing along with Aaron's lyrics:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5QjbXb-QH0[/youtube]

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19 Mar 2008, 8:08 pm

Hehe...

That song is actually believed to be by "Tommy And Rumble", not Weird Al.

I'll be putting this to music at some point, and no doubt it'll get attributed to Weird Al too...

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19 Mar 2008, 8:20 pm

Now that's a song I would love to listen to, with all those sound effects...

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19 Mar 2008, 8:28 pm

I always had my 'big mac attack' after I ate the burger

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19 Mar 2008, 9:04 pm

SilverProteus wrote:

Now that's a song I would love to listen to, with all those sound effects...

Absolutely! If you need help with the burp .... my sons are excellent!

Helen

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19 Mar 2008, 9:10 pm

hey, guess what they found clogging one of their toilets the other day?
a big and tasty.

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21 Mar 2008, 4:55 am

I've changed the song slightly, "YUM!" is replaced with a slurping sound.

So the final version of the song goes as follows:

Code:

(Slurp)

(Burp)

I admit your menu is tantalising
And you know how to get our mouths watering
Sure

Yeah

You can turn any thin person to lard (and you do it)
Don't say you don't know it cos you do

Well guys
[Chorus]
I ain't gonna eat at McDonalds anymore
I ain't gonna eat at McDonalds anymore
I ain't gonna eat at McDonalds anymore
So give up

[Bridge]
I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I am but
I won't drink your post mix crap
I'm starving, I'm starving, I am, oh
Choose what goes in the Big Mac
Cos I just won't eat that crap

EWWW

Is this the crap I'm paying for?
You should be ashamed of what I've been eating

(PUKE sound)

You'd better watch yourselves
Oh, boy, you're going to lose
All your customers to Subway
Oh-oh-oh

Now
[Chorus]

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