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07 Aug 2013, 6:15 pm

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07 Aug 2013, 6:30 pm

Message me if for some reason the image host decides it doesn't want to share the picture anymore and I'll reupload it or redirect you to where it can be found.

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07 Aug 2013, 8:57 pm

Wow, this post really rocks! Ok, I'll rate it if you in-schist, but your cartoon makes more sense when I'm stoned.

Hey, what can you expect of a jole that starts with a "pu".

But seriously folks, I love puns and this is a good one. Got any more?

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07 Aug 2013, 9:48 pm

Iolite it very much. Laughed so hard agate a headache.

P. S. I make jewelry so all I know is names of semiprecious stones.

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07 Aug 2013, 11:41 pm

At least you aren't taking my joke for GRANITE.

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08 Aug 2013, 10:37 am

There is no gneiss why to say it!

For the jaded, that kinda schist is fracking lame!

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08 Aug 2013, 12:08 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

There is no gneiss why to say it!

For the jaded, that kinda schist is fracking lame!

That was only 2/3 of a pun! P-U! It's not his fault. But I'm sure you've got quartz of worse ones sitting around. Sodalite in these aventurines in rocks.

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09 Aug 2013, 7:59 am

I love puns.

I quake with laughter everytime.

At least with puns, it's not hard to understand them

I don't fault others for telling jokes that I don't get.

No, the fault lines with me for having Aspergers.

What's worse is when I don't have a feel for the gravity of the situation I'm in, and I say something that further erodes what little chance of social interaction I have available to me.

I think I'll stop now.

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09 Aug 2013, 8:11 am

What do you call the daughter of a rockman's brother?

gneiss

What do you call her brother?

gnephew

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10 Aug 2013, 8:09 pm

Social cues fluorite over some Aspies' heads while others like me aren't very sedimental.

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27 Dec 2013, 7:31 pm

Why did the space giant go to the store to buy preparation-H?

Because he had Asteroids!

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Why did the God of Thunder need chapstick?

Because his lips were so THOR.....

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