SpongeBob Fanfic - Fatrick

Post Reply New Topic

Fatrick
Patchy Narrator: Today's episode is about a guy who is thick. You know who it is? Yes, it's Patrick. Patrick was sleeping in his very own rock, but the very next morning he woke with a shock.
Patrick: AHHHH! My stomach, it looks like it's big. It's even bigger than SpongeBob's white wig.
Patchy Narrator: So Patrick ran to his old friend, luckily he lived just around the bend.
SpongeBob: Good morning, Patrick...
Patchy Narrator: ... SpongeBob said with a smile. Patrick told him his problem, although it took him a while.
Patrick: SpongeBob, when I woke I was large. I was fat like that Simpson Homer, but not his wife Marge.
Patchy: SpongeBob had an idea.
SpongeBob: You need to be fit.
Patchy: But Patrick didn't like the sound of that, no, not one bit!
Patrick: I don't like that, but it's the only option to take. I can't eat more junk food, not even a cake.

Patchy: So Patrick started "Fitness - Day One", but after 4 hours, only 1 gram was gone.
Patrick: It's not working...
Patchy: ... Patrick said with a frown.
Patrick: I should do something better, like run around town.

Patchy: And so that is just what he did, he ran past Sandy and even old Squid. Patrick decided never again to eat at The Krusty Krab, the worst place there is. With that guy Mr. Krabs, and that Patty of his. But Old Man Krabs heard what was said.

Mr. Krabs: I think I am crazy, I'll go into bed.
Patchy: But no, Mr. Krabs. That's not a lie. It's your restaurant Patrick will never again pass by.
Mr. Krabs: Oh no!! ! This can't be true!! !
Patchy: He grabbed a tissue, and then cried "Boo-Hoo!" And then when the crying was done, Mr. Krabs shouted...
Mr. Krabs: ... The battle's begun. I'll trick that poor starfish back into this place, then once again I'll see his fat slobbery face.

Patchy: Patrick found a Krabby Patty on the floor, it was right next to The Krusty Krab Door. He looked at its card which said "From Guess Who." Patrick didn't want the food, so he chopped it in 2.
Patrick: Nice try, Mr. Krabs. But I'm not a quitter. I plan to get even fitter and fitter.
Patchy: Mr. Krabs walked outside.
Mr. Krabs: Darn it....
Patchy: .... He said. He walked back inside, accidentally bumping his head.

Mr. Krabs: That didn't work, I need another plan.
Patchy: Then he remembered Patrick's a big comic book fan.

Patchy: Patrick was walking, there was a comic he saw, he flicked through the pages, and more and more.
Patrick: This is just what I need, a good funny book.
Patchy: But what's that on the bottom? Go on Patrick, look! It says "Go To The Krusty Krab and eat a Krabby Patty."
Patrick: Nice try, Mr. Krabs, but I don't want to be a fatty.

Patchy: Mr. Krabs was sad, he lost his old friend.
Mr. Krabs: But what about The Krusty Krab? Could this be the end? No, I can't give up.... well, not yet. I've got just one more plan, it'll work, I can bet.

Patchy: Patrick was tired, it was time for a rest.
Patrick: I hope Krabs doesn't bother me, that little pest.
Patchy: Patrick sat at a table, he saw a menu. Someone obviously put it there, but he didn't know who.
Patrick: Fries? Patties? Even a coke? A little sign that says "Please do not smoke?"
Patchy: Patrick then gasped.
Patrick: I know it's a trick. Nice try, Krabby. Do you think I am thick?

Patchy: Mr. Krabs failed, he burst into tears. Patrick was scared, that was one of his fears. Patrick felt sorry, Mr. Krabs was so sad.
Patrick: Okay, I'll eat a Krabby Patty. But I am not glad.

Patchy: Mr. Krabs heard that, he shouted....
Mr. Krabs: .... Yippee! Come on Patrick, please follow me!
Patchy: Patrick was at the restaurant, on a chair he had sat. Very quickly he once again was fat.

Mr. Krabs: Heh-heh, my plan was just crying. I'm telling the truth, I'm certainly not lying.

THE END

Did you wright this?

I have been known to watch Sponge Bob every now and then
I could hear there voices in my head as I read it

Do you have a favorite charachter?

Good as ever SpongeBobRocksMao! I was imagining that as a real episode!

LOVE IT!