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THE SPONGEBOB TIMMY POWER HOUR
At Dimmsdale Elementary
Crocker: All right, class! It's the last day before the summer vacation! And I have no plans for a surprise pop quiz!
Everyone: Hooray!
Crocker: Instead, I have something else planned.
Everyone: Hooray?
Crocker: Each of you has to do an essay about life underwater.
Timmy: What?
Cosmo and Wanda appear as pencils
Wanda: Don't worry, Timmy. It won't be that hard to do an essay about the ocean.
Cosmo: Yeah, with us helping you, you'll probably get an E+.
Chester: Aw, man. And to think I was planning to burn all my books about the ocean.
AJ: I already burned mine!
Timmy: Not to worry... (whispers to Cosmo and Wanda) I wish me, you, and my friends were under the sea.
POOF!
In SpongeBob's pineapple
SpongeBob wakes up
SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Today I'm gonna have a fabulous day at The Krusty Krab!
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: Why will it be fabulous, you ask? Because today is the day Mr. Krabs announces the Employee of the Month... I'M READY!
SpongeBob runs out of the house and runs on the path to the Krusty Krab singing "I'm Ready"
SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Patrick: Hello SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hello, Patrick!
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Chester, AJ and Timmy's Dad "poof" in front of Patrick's rock
Timmy: We made it, we... AAAHHH! CAN'T BREATHE!
Cosmo and Wanda "poof" some kind of food that lets them breathe underwater and everyone eats it
Timmy: That's better.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! I've never seen creatures like them before.
Patrick: Let's say hi to them!
SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to Timmy
SpongeBob: Hello, stranger. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.
Patrick: And I'm Patrick. But you may call me Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.
Cosmo: Well, Patrick. You look much smarter than me.
SpongeBob checks his "Book of Land Creatures"
SpongeBob: You're a human, right?
Cosmo: Well, he is. But me and Wanda are magical fairy...
Timmy: ...ROBOTS! Magical fairy robots. Heh-heh!
SpongeBob: So what's your name?
Timmy: I'm Timmy. The green haired guy is Cosmo, the pink haired woman is Wanda. And these are my pals, Chester and AJ!
Timmy's Dad: And I'm Timmy's Dad!
Timmy: DAD?! !!??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Timmy's Dad: I don't know actually.
Patrick: Well, since you're here, wanna go jellyfishing?
AJ: I've never heard of Jellyfishing.
Chester: I have.
Squidward walks out of his house
Wanda: Who's that?
SpongeBob: Oh, that's Squidward!
Squidward: Hello!
SpongeBob: Squidward, meet Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Chester, AJ and Timmy's Dad.
Squidward: Whatever... Look! I can't talk now! I've gotta go to work, and you should to!
SpongeBob: Oh no, I forgot! Hey guys, you wanna come with me to the Krusty Krab?
AJ: Sure...
SpongeBob: Are you coming too, Patrick?
Patrick: Sure...
SpongeBob: THEN LET'S GO!
Everyone walks to The Krusty Krab
Bubble Transition
At The Krusty Krab
Fish: Can I have one Krabby Patty please?
Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.
In the kitchen
SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty, comin' up!
Chester: Wow. So this is what a kitchen is like in a fast food restaurant.
Since everyone is helping making patties, more food is being sold
Mr. Krabs: That;s strange. More patties are being sold than ever before.
Mr. Krabs walks in the kitchen
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're making more patties than ever, congratula... who are these guys?
SpongeBob: These are my friends. Timmy, Timmy's Dad, Cosmo, Wanda, Chester and AJ. They're helping me make patties.
Mr. Krabs: And Patrick's helping to? Oh dear! How much will I have to pay them?
Timmy's Dad: We're only here for a day, so we'll work for free!
Mr. Krabs: FREE?! !!? YIPPEE!! !! ! This is the best day of my life!! !
Timmy: So can we work here?
Mr. Krabs: Sure. Anyone can work here if they're doing it for free.
Everyone: YAY!
All of a sudden the lights turn off and we hear an alarm, everyone starts screaming
Wanda: What's going on?
SpongeBob: He's back!
Cosmo: HE'S BACK?!? AAAAAHHHHHHH! Wait... who's back?
Mr. Krabs: Plankton's back, he's trying to steal my secret formula!
All The F.O.P. Characters: Gasp!
We see a patty missing on the grill
Plankton: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Plankton runs to the door
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda! I WISH THE PATTY WAS GONE!
Cosmo and Wanda quickly wave their wands and the patty "poofs" out of Plankton's hands
Plankton: Huh?
Mr. Krabs picks Plankton up
Mr. Krabs: You failed again, Plankton! Now stay out of me restaurant, bug!
Mr. Krabs puts Plankton on a frisbee and sends him back to The Chum Bucket
Plankton: AAAAAAHHHHH!! !
In the kitchen
Mr. Krabs: Y'know, Timmy. You should stay here. With you and Cosmo and Wanda's magic wands, Plankton will never get the formula.
Timmy: Yeah, but I'm only gonna be here for a day.
We see Plankton was watching them through a telescope
Plankton: They think they beat me, they think they won! But I'll be back!
Karen: But with Timmy there you'll never get the formula.
Plankton: But who said I'd be after the formula? Those magic wands would be much better than the formula. I'm gonna steal those wands and rule the world! BWA HA HA H HA HA!! !! !! !! !
That Evening
Patrick: I'm exhausted after working all day.
Wanda: Actually, Patrick, you only worked for one minute.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and all the FOP characters walk out and Sandy meets them
Sandy: Hi SpongeBob. So, are you ready to go to my lab?
SpongeBob: Actually, Sandy. I can't! I met some new friends today and I want to play with them.
Sandy: Who are these guys anyway?
Timmy: I'm Timmy. The green haired guy is Cosmo, the pink haired woman is Wanda. The adult is my Dad. And these are my pals, Chester and AJ!
Sandy: Hi, guys!
SpongeBob: So are you guys going jellyfishing?
Wanda: No. Me, Cosmo and AJ are gonna go to Sandy's lab.
Timmy's Dad: I'm gonna go bother Squidward.
Patrick: I guess that just leaves Timmy and Chester.
At jellyfish fields
SpongeBob: This is jellyfish fields...
Chester: Cool! So do we just use these nets ans catch jellyfish?
SpongeBob: Yep!
Timmy & Chester: Awesome!
Mr. Krabs: I remember the last time I went jellyfishing. I found $1 on the floor!
Timmy: Let's go jellyfishing then!
French Narrator: 10 seconds later
We see Timmy and Chester full of jellyfish stings
Timmy & Chester: Okay, we've had enough.
At Sandy's Treedome
Sandy: And remember, Cosmo. 1+1=2!
Cosmo: No, 1+1=345,789,000,234
AJ: How dim-witted is that guy?
At Squidward's house
Timmy's Dad is knocking on Squidward's door
Timmy's Dad: Oh, Squidward!
Squidward opens the door
Squidward: What do you want?
Timmy's Dad: Nothing.
Squidward: THEN WILL YOU STOP KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?!?!?
Timmy's Dad: But I'm bored.
Squidward: THEN GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE!
Timmy's Dad: But you're the only one who gets annoyed when I do this.
Squidward: Do me a favour and GO AWAY!
Squidward slams the door shut, and Timmy's Dad knocks on it 5 seconds later
Outside the Krusty Krab
Plankton: BWA HA HA HA! Time to put plan Y in action!
Plankton: And Plan Y is very simple, "Take Wands."
Karen: And how are you gonna do that?
Plankton: They're right on the floor... Cosmo and Wanda dropped them.
Plankton snatches the wands and makes a big explosion
Everyone: IT'S PLANKTON!
Cosmo & Wanda: HE STOLE THE WANDS!
Mr. Krabs: HE STOLE ME SECRET FORMULA!
Patrick: HE STOLE MY GOOD LOOKS!
Plankton: That's right, and I'm going to the place where there's much more magic, DIMMSDALE!
Plankton creates a whirlpool which transports everyone to Dimmsdale, Plankton jumps in it
Wanda: Quick! Follow him!
Everyone jumps in the whirlpool and they all land in Timmy's room
Sandy: Ouch!
Timmy's Dad looks around
Timmy's Dad: Yuck! What filthy rat owns this dump they call a house?
The screen zooms out and we see a sign that says "Timmy's Dad's House"
Mr. Krabs: Where's Plankton?
Squidward looks out the window
Squidward: There he is!
Plankton runs onto a path
Chester: Quick! Let's follow him!
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Plankton was here.
Cosmo: We can't do that, remember? Plankton took our wands.
SpongeBob: Let's just follow Plankton!
A Song Starts
Sing to the tune of "B-I-N-G-O"
Timmy: There was a guy who stole some wands,
And Plankton was his name-O,
P-L-A-N-K, P-L-A-N-K, P-L-A-N-K,
And Plankton was his name-O,
SpongeBob: He must be stopped, oh yes, he must,
And only we can stop him,
SA-A-SAVE THE WORLD, SA-S-SAVE THE WORLD, SA-S-SAVE THE WORLD,
And only we can stop him,
Okay, you can now make up your own tune, just make sure everyone's talking fast
Mr. Krabs: He's got the wands!
Cosmo & Wanda: He's got the magic.
Patrick: He's got a horrible shirt.
Timmy: He looks hideous, he's really mean.
Patrick: Has be been rolling in the dirt?
Plankton sings while running on the path
Plankton: I finally won I can't believe it,
I'm actually going to win,
But what if those guys beat me...
And throw me in the bin.
The song ends and we see everyone following Plankton
Timmy: Give it up, Plankton! You can't beat us!
Plankton: You guys could be a problem, which is why I'm sending some of you back to Bikini Bottom.
Plankton sends Timmy, Timmy's Dad, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Cosmo and Chester back to Bikini Bottom
Squidward: (Starts crying) Oh no! They're gone, WAAAAAHHHHHHH! Wait... they're gone? YAHOO!
Wanda: This is bad, guys.
Suddenly Sandy hears Patrick's voice on her walkie communication device, she looks and sees Patrick on the screen
Patrick: Sandy, help us! He's sent us back to Bikini Bottom!
Sandy: Well that's obvious. Listen, I'll sort this out, just don't do anything stupid.
We see Patrick has got his hand stuck in a toaster
Sandy: Too late.
SpongeBob: Oh no! Plankton has sent our friends back to Bikini Bottom.
Wanda: And even if we get our wands back, we can't do anything unless Timmy wishes for it.
In Bikini Bottom, we see Cosmo and Patrick playing chess
Patrick: Checkmate.
Cosmo: Check which mate?
Timmy's Dad: I'm bored, why don't we ignore Sandy and do something stupid?
Mr. Krabs: We can go look for an invention of Sandy's that can get us back to Dimmsdale.
Cosmo: I had another idea.
We see Cosmo was thinking about blowing up the town
Cosmo: But we don't know where Sandy's house it.
Patrick: (talking to us) Who do we ask for help when we don't know which way to go? ......... The map! Will you check the map to see which way to go? You have to say map........... LOUDER!
A grumpy map jumps out of Patrick's backpack and onto the screen
Map: Look, idiots! It's not that hard to find Sandy's house, but if you really need to know, go past "Chum Bucket", "Jellyfish Fields" and you're at Sandy's house.
Patrick: Where do we have to go? ... Chum Bucket, Jellyfish Fields and Sandy's house? Really? You're not joking? You're telling the truth? You're...
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Patrick: Okay, let's go!
On land
Squidward: Why are we sitting here crying? We should be partying!
Wanda: Squidward, you jerk! Plankton has took our friends away and you want to party?
AJ: I must admit, that is nasty.
Squidward: Aw, who cares.
Sandy: Wait, I'm getting a message from Patrick on my mobile phone.
Sandy reads the text from Patrick saying "we're going to find an invention of yours to get us back to Dimmsdale"
Underwater
We see the gang running to "The Chum Bucket"
Patrick: (talking to us) So, where is the Chum Bucket? ..... You're saying we're inside it already?
Timmy's Dad: Well, we're here.
Patrick: Oh no, the path to jellyfish fields is destroyed, there are pieces all over the ground! We need your help to fix the path. Do you want to help? ..... You don't? ... Aw, who cares? You're gonna help us anyway.
There is a square hole in the path, and next to it there is a square piece, a triangle piece and a circle piece
Patrick: Which piece will fit on the path?
A computer mouse clicks on the circle piece
Chester: You idiot! That's a circle!
Timmy: Let me see if the square piece will fit.
Timmy throws the computer mouse of the screen and puts the square piece in the hole
Mr. Krabs: It fits!
Timmy's Dad: Let's go to jellyfish fields then.
Bubble Transition
At jellyfish fields
Timmy: Well, here we are, jellyfish fields.
Chester: This place sure looks dangerous.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, there's like 7,000,000 jellyfish here now!
Patrick: Guys, if you wanna get to Sandy's house, we've got to go through.
Timmy's Dad: But...
Patrick: NO BUTS! Let's do this!
Everyone runs through jellyfish fields and gets stung really badly
Everyone: Ouch!
Timmy's Dad: I tried to tell you all, there's a path that can lead us to Sandy's house without going through jellyfish fields.
Mr. Krabs: Well, you coulda told us!
Timmy's Dad: But...
Mr. Krabs: NO BUTS!
Patrick: (Talking to us) Well, we went past The Chum Bucket, through Jellyfish Fields, where do we go next? ................. You forgot? Oh no! We'd better check the map!
Map pops out of Patrick's backpack
Map: Go to Sandy's house, idiot!
Patrick: Who are you calling idiot? (has a fight with the map)
Chester: We should just go to Sandy's house!
On Land
Squidward: I'm bored.
Wanda: Squidward, stop being a boring jerk!
Squidward: Why? I'm bored.
Sandy: Calamardo y Wanda es stupido, puede bayase? Por favor?
Squidward: Shut up, Sandy!
Wanda: Yeah, nobody can understand you anyway.
Sandy: Que?
Under The Sea
Patrick: We're at Sandy's house!
Timmy: Muy buen!
Mr. Krabs: Uh, you know. Maybe we should stop with the Spanish speaking.
Patrick: Bayase!
Mr. Krabs: Muy bien.
Timmy's Dad: Okay, now that we're at Sandy's house, where's the machine?
Timmy: Over there, next to her tree.
The guys go in her machine and it teleports to Dimmsdale
Timmy: We're back!
Patrick: We did it!
Everyone starts to do the "we did it" dance
Sandy: There's no time for that! We've got to stop Plankton.
Chester: Where is Plankton?
SpongeBob: I think I can answer your question...
In Fairy World
In Jorgen Von Strangle's house, we see Jorgen getting ready to go to bed
Jorgen: Well, good night wand I love and would hate to be stolen by some small Plankton who would use it to rule the world.
Wand: Good night, Jorgen.
Jorgen: Binky! Did you make the wand alive again?
Binky: Sorry, Jorgen!
Jorgen goes to bed and falls asleep, we see Plankton crawl onto his bed
Plankton: Jorgen's wand, you will be mine! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Plankton is about to grab Jorgen's wand but Jorgen grabs it
Jorgen: (talking in his sleep) Wandy, I love you!
Plankton: Drat!
Plankton "poofs" Jorgen's wand out of his hands and grabs the wand
Plankton: BWA HA HA HA HA!
Jorgen: (wakes up) What?!? What are you doing with my wand? I NEED IT TO BUY TICKETS TO SEE THE SIMPSONS MOVIE!
Plankton: Tough luck! You'll have to buy it when it's released on DVD and Video.
Jorgen: I will get you for this!
Plankton "poofs" away
Jorgen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
We saw Sandy was watching the whole thing using one of her inventions
Sandy: Oh no! Plankton stole Jorgen's wand! Now he's even more powerful.
Cosmo: And Jorgen won't be able to see "The Simpsons Movie", but I can! To the cinema, and beyond!
Wanda: Y'know, you should call the cinemas theatres, you're not in the UK.
Patrick: I have a thingy that is made in your head when you think and it can make your head hurt. We could use one of Sandy's creations to teleport our body cells and take us to the ground where those magical beings live. And take one of those pointy magical things that are similar to what the small Plankton has stolen, and use it.
SpongeBob: So basically, you're saying you have an idea, and we should teleport to fairy world and grab a wand.
Patrick: Uh... yes!
Wanda & Cosmo: Good idea, Patrick.
Timmy's Dad: Uhhh... Patrick's thingy that was made in his head when he thinks and it can make his head hurt made my head hurt.
Everyone jumps in Sandy's teleporter
Sandy: Un idea excellente y fantastico, Patricio.
Cosmo: Y'know, Sandy. You should leave the Spanish speaking to Patrick the Explorer.
Patrick: Si.
Everyone lands in Fairy World
Wanda: Well, now that we're in fairy world, where are we going to get a wand?
Patrick: Uhhh... I don't know! All I can find is a store called "Wands 4 Free", and a book called "How To Stop Plankton."
SpongeBob: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cosmo: Uhhh... I don't know, I can't read minds.
Narrator: One trip to the store later...
Chester: Well, that was easy.
Timmy: But now we've got to stop Plankton!
Plankton: Actually, now Plankton has got to stop you!
Wanda: Yoy may as well give up, Plankton. We've got wands just like you.
Plankton: Which is why I'd like to show you my secret weapon. The magic absorber 3000!
Plankton shows them his new machine
Plankton: This machine can absorb all the magic in Fairy World, making all the magic mine. And once I have all the magic, I'll use it to take over Dimmsdale, Bikini Bottom, and EVEN THE UNIVERSE!
Plankton turns his machine to "Full Power"
Patrick: Oh no! If he gets all the magic, one small "poof" will be so powerful it will destroy the entire universe!
Plankton: And don't worry about me, I'll be hiding in an anti-magic bubble.
Timmy's Dad: HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY PLANKTON?
Plankton: No, but I know you have.
Timmy's Dad: You're right. (Goes all crazy)
Machine: Now absorbing fairy power! 1% full, 2% full, 3% full.
Plankton: Once it's 100% full, all your magic will be gone, and it'll be mine forever!
Wanda: Timmy, quick! Wish for something!
Timmy: I WISH FOR A MAGIC BUBBLE THAT CAN STOP THE MACHINE FROM ABSORBING YOUR MAGIC!
"Poof", everyone except Plankton is inside the bubble
Mr. Krabs: But Plankton still can get everyone else's magic.
Timmy: I know, but we're safe. So we can stop this.
SpongeBob: If only some kinda ghost-kid superhero could help us.
We then see Danny Phantom
SpongeBob: I didn't actually mean that.
Danny walks off sadly
Sandy: I have an idea on how to stop Plankton. If we can knock down the BIG WAND, all the magic will be gone. Then we can use the backup magic which is used in case of an emergency like that (NOTE FROM SBRM - If you don't know what she's talking about, watch Jimmy Timmy Power Hour), when we get one of those wands, we can "poof" Plankton back to Bikini Bottom and give Cosmo and Wanda back their wands.
AJ: Wow! What a brilliant idea, Sandy!
Sandy: Gracias!
Cosmo: Uh... remember what I said about the Spanish speaking? Leave it to "Patrick the Explorer."
Cosmo: (Talking to us) We need your help to get to the big wa...
Wanda slaps Cosmo
Wanda: There's no time for that, Cosmo!
Jorgen: Yeah, and we've got to save the world in 70 minutes, or I will miss The Simpsons Movie.
SpongeBob: You won't miss the movie. All the have to do is get Timmy to wish we were next to the big wand, and we'll knock it down.
Timmy: I wish we were next to the big wand.
The magic bubble pops
Machine: 60% magic abosorbed.
Wanda: Oh no! Because half our magic is gone, we don't have enough power to "poof" anywhere.
Timmy: DARN IT! It can't get any worse than this!
Sandy: I have an idea. Why don't we teleport to the big wand using my machine?
Cosmo: Maybe because Plankton made it dissapear.
Sandy: Well, I still have my jet pack. That'll take us to the big wand!
A jet pack appears, Sandy grabs everyone and they fly off
Plankton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
Plankton "poofs" some slaves with jet packs
Plankton: Bring them back here DEAD OR ALIVE!
Slave 1: Alive?
Plankton: Well, alive... but injured!
The slaves fly off
Plankton: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
The good guys are on a jetpack
Timmy: I'm sick of holding on to Sandy, I wish we all had a jetpack each!
Everyone gets a jetpack
Voice in Background: Stop!
The gang turn around and see the slaves chasing them
SpongeBob: We're never gonns get to the big wand with those chasing us.
The slaves try to turn people into items using wands
Timmy: Watch out!
Wanda "poofs" one of the slaves into a pie
Wanda: That'll teach 'im.
Timmy's Dad: We've got more coming.
Cosmo: You guys go on, I'll stop them.
Cosmo flies to the slaves, the slaves stop to fight Cosmo, everyone flies off
SpongeBob: You think he'll be okay?
We then hear a big explosion, all the slaves were killed in it, and possibly Cosmo too
Wanda: OH NO! COSMO! (cries)
Wands flies back to where Cosmo was, she sees Cosmo lying on the ground
Wanda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
Wanda begins to sing a sad song
Wanda: I was nagging him for too long,
Which is why I sing this song,
I called him dumb,
And now he's gone.
We see tears in Wanda's eyes
SpongeBob: To us all, he's a hero,
But we called him a zero,
I miss him now,
'Cause now he's gone.
Everyone: I wonder if there's a bright side to this,
But now we'll give him a goodbye kiss,
We miss him so, he was so brave,
But now he's ended up in a grave.
And now he's gone,
And now he's gone,
I wonder if there's a bright side to this,
But now we'll give him a goodbye kiss,
We miss him so, he was so brave,
But now he's ended up in a grave.
And now he's gone,
And now he's gone,
The song ends
Sandy: I know Cosmo's dead, but we've gotta save fairy world.
Wanda: You're right, Cosmo risked his life so we could save fairy world, we can't let him down.
Everyone flies to the big wand
SpongeBob: It's so big, how are we supposed to knock it down?
Patrick: I have an idea, we could get someone big to knock it down.
Squidward: But who's gonna be big enough to knock a big wand down?
Jorgen: Leave that to me!
Jorgen Von Strangle knocks the big wand down, so Plankton's machine and everything in fairy world turns off
Plankton: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !!
Everyone runs to the Emergency Power Supply and grabs a wand
Plankton: NOT SO FAST!
Timmy: You fiend!
Plankton: That's right! I'M A FIEND! And I'm not gonna let my evil plan be ruined by just a bunch of dumb loonies! I've been working a whole lot for my plan to work, and I'm not gonna let... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !
Timmy stands on Plankton and crushes him
Plankton: Aw, darn it!
Everyone grabs a wand
Sandy: And now to set fairy world back to normal!
Everything "poofs" back to normal, Plankton is back in Bikini Bottom, the big wand is back to normal, the machine dissapears
Plankton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST!
In Fairy World
Wanda: There's only one problem, magic can't make people alive again.
Cosmo: Here I am!
Wanda: Cosmo, you're okay!
Cosmo: Of course, fairies can heal really quickly! That was my plan all along. You didn't need to sing that sad song!
Everyone: HOORAY!! !!
Back in Bikini Bottom
Plankton: I can't believe I lost!
Wanda: Aw, shut up, Plankton!
SpongeBob: Well, that's another succesful mission.
Timmy: Yeah, and I've got a great essay for school.
SpongeBob: I hope Crocker doesn't give you an F like you say he does.
In Dimmsdale Elementary
Crocker: TURNER! This has got to be the worst essay I've ever read! You can't cook burgers underwater! And it's impossible for a squirrel to live underwater. AND SPONGES AND STARFISH CAN'T TALK!
Timmy talks to Cosmo and Wanda (who are disguised)
Timmy: But we know they can, don't they?
Crocker: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AN F, F MINUS!
We see SpongeBob and his friends were watching the whole thing using one of Sandy's inventions
SpongeBob: Well, at least he didn't actually get an "F."
Patrick: Yeah, wait... who didn't get an F?
Mr. Krabs: Don't you remember who we're talking about?
Patrick: No.
Plankton walks past
Plankton: I can't believe I lost to some idiots!
Everyone laughs
THE END
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