songs with really really really rediculously long titles

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got this idea from a post by ghostistix

if you find any of these offensive, let me know and i'll delete them from my post. i'll try not to post the EXTREMELY offensive ones

The Great Redneck Hope
-Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn't Program You To Make Out With Boys!
-Let's Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can f**k When We Meet At Cornerstone
-Did You Ever Notice That 'Stat' is 'Tats' Backward? Dude, That Is So Tribal!
-A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? (Ex: "God Is Awesome" "Totally")
-I Don't Lift Weights To Impress The b*****s. I Lift Weights To Knock A Sucka's Teeth Out
-three easy steps to digging up and reanimating your ass, only to rock it into the ground once again.
-they say the people elect the government they deserve, but i don't remember knife-raping any ret*d nuns

more:
- Apocalyptic Vaginal Grinder - "Abusing Of Sweet Nuns With A Crucifix In Ember While They Bleed Until The Death"
-7000 Dying Rats - "...And Then The Girl Said Why Would You Want To Be In A Band That Didn't Have A Message?"
-Beatallica - "Everybody's Got A Ticket To Ride Except For Me And My Lightning"
-Bodies In The Gears Of The Apparatus - "a lubricated rubber glove and pornographic photos of a decapitated chinese hooker"
-Cattle Decapitation - "parasitic infestation (extracted pus, mistaken for yogurt, and then gargled)"
-Cattle Decapitation - "flesh-eating disease (flu-like symptoms of e-coli with complete digestive shutdown)"
-Cattle Decapitation - "mad cow conspiracy (bloated bovine-home to flies and anthrax spores)"
-Circle Of Dead Children - "It's a Bloody Day when you get your head nailed to a Cross"
-Curl Up And Die - "Nuclear Waste: Bring That s**t (We Want A State Full Of Radiated Superheroes)"
-Curl Up And Die - "If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out, We're Joining The Army"
-Curl Up And Die - "I'm Trying To Fly To The Moon Using Two Magnets And Willpower"
-Curl Up And Die - "UpUp, DownDown, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start"
-Curl Up And Die - "On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland"
-Curl Up And Die - "Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus. Why The f**k Do You?"
-Curl Up And Die - "Your Idea Of Fascism And Global Intervention Makes Me Puke"
-Curl Up And Die - "I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With"
-Curl Up And Die - "I Don't Give A s**t About Outer Darknes, I'll Make Friends"
-Daughters - "I Slept With Daughters And All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me"
-Domine - "The Prince In The Scarlet Robe (The Three Who Are One - Part 1)"
-Ed Gein - "You Suck At Life...And I'm Not Talking About The Board Game"
-Excrementory Grindfuckers - "The Excrementory Grindfuckers Open The Stomachs Of The Natural Born Anus And Strangle Them With Their Guts"
-Excrementory Grindfuckers - "picknick im zenit metaphysischen wiederscheins der astralen kuhglocke"
-Fear Before The March of Flames - "Go Wash Your Mouth - I Don't Know Where It's Been"
-Agoraphobic Nosebleed - "Shintaro Ishihara and the Rape of Nanking in World War 2"
-Agoraphobic Nosebleed - "Group Taking Acid As Considered Conspiracy Against The Government"
-Agoraphobic Nosebleed - "Pray for Death/Hollowpoint/Conform to...Death/Life is Pain/Profit is Motive"
-Agoraphobic Nosebleed - "Repercussions In The Life of An Opportunistic Pseudo-Intellectual Jackass"
-Spamicidal - "I Made A Virgin Mary Statue Bleed Because I Beat The s**t Out Of It"
-Spamicidal - "I Started A Boy Band Solely To Get Young Girls To Touch Me"
-Spamicidal - "Pissing On The Side Of The Road (Watching The Cops Roll My Way)"
-The Bloodhound Gang - "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"
-Cryptopsy - "In The Kingdom Where Everything Dies, The Sky Is Mortal"
-Cryptopsy - "The Pestilence That Walketh In The Darkness (Psalm 91 5-8)"
-Heavyheavylowlow - "You Killed The Bee But You Broke The Light, You as*hole"
-Hella - "We Was Just Boys, Living In A Dead-Ass German Shepard"
-Hella - "Welcome To The Jungly, Baby! You're Gonna Live!"
-Horse The Band - "The Immense Defecation Of The Buntaluffigus"
-Last Days Of Humanity - "Fluidfilled Contents Exposed From The Abdominal Disfunctioning Section"
-Lymphatic Phlegm - "Manifestation Of Purulent Cystical BacIllosis In The Internal Ligaments Of The Bile Vesicle"
-Lymphatic Phlegm - "Grotesque Congenital Deformity In The Terminal Extremity Of The Excretory System"
-Lymphatic Phlegm - "Spontaneous And Spasmodic Contraction Of The Muscle Membranous Ligaments Of The Esophagus"
-Nanowar - "The True Forest Of The Only True Metal And Other Heavy Minerals"
-Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis - "Uroporfirinogenodescarboxilasandome Y Postulandome Con Tu Orgasmia Hexaclorobencenosisticarial Sexo Traumante"
-Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis - "psicoiticoproparasitoscopociabscesoinfangiectasiespasmo y hematico"
-Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis - "necroexpulsion gangrenosa por sindrome de inmuno deficiencia adquirida"
-Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis - "succionando y excitando carcinomas femeninas (falta de higiene genital)"
-Sloth - "Most Of The Bands I Like Either Broke Up Or Now Suck"
-Sloth - "Getting Ready For Christmas (It's All About Malt Liquor)"
-Sloth - "Dwid's Bride Asked My Future Bride To A Sleepover Party"
-Sloth - "Black Metal Dudes The Pose For Photos A Lot Of The Time Look Like The Old Dude From Strangers With Candy (You Know... The Dad 'N s**t)"
-Sloth - "You Look Like You're Government Assisted (I'm Not Saying You Should Be)"
-Sloth - "Intermission (This Is The Part Where You Would Have To Get Off Your Ass And Flip The Record)"
-Sloth - "Death Metal Is The Way To Live, but Please Play Disco At My Funeral"
-Sloth - "Your Band Is Really In Touch With Their Feminine Side"
-System Of A Down - "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song"
-The Locust - "Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us"
-The Locust - "Late For A Double Date With Atoms In A Water Closet"
-The Locust - "The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office"
-The Locust - "23 Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur"
-The Number Twelve Looks Like You - "An Exercise In Self-Portraiture: Go Shoot Yourself"
-The Number Twelve Looks Like You - "Don't Get Blood On My Prada Shoes"
-The Number Twelve Looks Like You - "Bambi The Hooker And A Case Of Beer"
-The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - "My Bowling Balls Frozen In A Footlocker In Chicago"
-The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - "God Ain't Got No Use For No 180 lb. Bag Of Sugar"
-The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - "Big Pun's Not Dead Because I Just Saw Him At Krispy Kreme"
-Today Is The Day - "The Cold Harshness Of Being Wrong Throughout Your Entire Life"
-XXX Maniak - "The Moment You Start To Enjoy It, It'll Get Worse"
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I knoe that Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a Grindcore band. Judging from the titles of the Songs as well as the names of the bands, would it be safe to assume that all of the above are more of the same?

El Phantasmo And The Chicken Run Blast-o-Rama-White Zombie

not all of them, but quite a few of them are. there's actually quite a few different genres up there.

The longest song name I can recall is "Tales From The Forest Of Gnomes" - Wolfmother, and that's nowhere near as long as any of the ones up there! There are probably others I know around that length but nothing as long as what's been said.

one i forgot is "I Only Hit You Because You're Pretty When You Cry" by Anal Blast.

I think the longest one I have on my computer is by Nirvana;
"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seatle"

Prince had
"Something In the Water (Does Not Compute)"

I have one called
"The Fisherman's Sorrow/The Battle Cry of Killecrankie"

"Utah Saints Take on the Theme from Mortal Kombat"

None of which are quite as long as those in the original post, but they are noteworthy, in my opinion ^^

I've decided that one day I will write a song called,
"This Song Has A Rediculously Long Title for No Apparent Reason Other Than the Fact That We Wanted It to Be Really, Really Long"

I always thought REMs "The One I Love" had to long of a title but thats just because theres only like 5 other words in the entire song :-/.

Ha ha, that's an interiesting sentiment... It's more like...
5+8 = 13
thirteen other words... still... it's an interesting point ^^
In that case, the song "Sex and Violence" is also too long, because those are the only words in the entire song. XD

In regards to my comment from earlier:
I talked to my band...

Buck: Guys, I want to write a song and call it, "This Song Has A Rediculously Long Title for No Apparent Reason Other Than the Fact That We Wanted It to Be Really, Really Long."
Jack: That's gonna be "Da Da Da."
Buck: Awesome!
(Da Da Da is a song to which we never gave a name)

So it's official ^^ and it's a cool song, too! Twenty-Four Word Title! AHH!

I think Bal-Sagoth win this one.

Bal-Sagoth - And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Crown

Bal-Sagoth - In The Raven-Haunted Forests Of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign And The Hues Of Sunlight Never Dance

Bal-Sagoth - The Dark Liege Of Chaos Is Unleashed At The Ensorcelled Shrine Of A'zura Kai (the Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon Of The Hyperborean Empire Part II)

I've seen many that i havent heard which are long, but can remember none of these. I can remember two songs by Brand New though, which are long but nowhere near some of these.
Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't.
Jude Law And A Semester Abroad.

There are also songs by a band called Anal C***, but the song names are far too offensive to post here.

Just about anything from Nile's latest album. There needs to be a random Nile song title generator on the net somewhere:

"Chapter of Obeisance before giving breath to the inert one in the presence of the Cresent Shaped Horns"

or perhaps this:

"Libation unto the Shades Who Lurk in the Shadows of the Temple of Anhur"

Yep, that's the title of one song.

Another honorable mention goes to Karl Sanders' own album, in which one track is entitled "The Forbidden Path Across the Chasm of Self-Realization".

Pink Floyd's song is titled "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave & Grooving With A Pict".

Hoagy Carmichael's (a jazz musician) I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank On The Streets Of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat On My Seat-o Hirohito Blues".

This is the longest song title in the history of music.

Haha, what a fun thread.

Here's my contribution: Godspeed You Black Emperor - Lonely as the Sound of Lying on the Ground of an Airplane Going Down. I think the song was about 30 minutes too, but I could be wrong there. They make long songs a lot of the time at least.

Many songs by Sufjan Stevens (great artist) have very long titles. Like "To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament" and "Out of Egypt, into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I shake the dirt from my sandals as I run"... Some of his songs have even longer titles, but I won't tell you about them... Hopefully this has made you curious so that you will check him out!

Second that, I love Sufjan Stevens and I think the full title to the song you mentioned is: "To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and it Involves Shoe String, a Lavender Garland, and Twelve Strong Women", probably his longest song title.