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pandabear
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28 Nov 2007, 2:56 pm

Would you like to work out some calculus problems with me tonight?

We should be done in time for South Park.



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28 Nov 2007, 7:42 pm

Here's the one that worked on me.
Me: "Wow, this place is beautiful!"
Him: "It is rather ornate, isn't it."
We're married now.



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29 Nov 2007, 4:42 pm

"I can do more than play the bass...



...I'm a skilled gamer too"

Meh, I suck at jokes D:



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29 Nov 2007, 6:02 pm

"I'm doing a study on mating rituals. Care to assist me in some empirical research"

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29 Nov 2007, 6:53 pm

I have a really great collection of fruit stickers. Just last week I bought some kiwi fruits. Usually, the stickers on the kiwi fruits have the number 4171. But, this time, the number was 4177. I was astonished, but I did not say anything to the grocer, or to the cashier. I did pay attention and note that 4177 did ring up as kiwi fruit. They were 79 cents a pound, and, the week before, they were selling them at 3 for a dollar. I've been collecting fruit stickers since I was 10. I used to ask my mom to buy one of every different variety of apple when we went to the store, so that I could have all of the stickers.

Uhm, so, if you want, you could come to my room and I could show you my collection and tell you about each one.



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29 Nov 2007, 6:56 pm

You are so interesting. Let's attempt intercourse and contact of the genitalia.


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29 Nov 2007, 8:30 pm

"If you'd like to come to my place, I could give you one of my glass dragons and show you my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection."



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29 Nov 2007, 10:40 pm

Just four simple words...

"Six game consoles."

"Chocolate."


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30 Nov 2007, 5:49 am

"I've read that book".


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30 Nov 2007, 8:02 am

Hey baby, want to invade MY personal space?



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30 Nov 2007, 12:49 pm

Are you on WrongPlanet?



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30 Nov 2007, 1:17 pm

pandabear wrote:
Are you on WrongPlanet?

If I tried that one, I'd get the answer, "Yeah, I'm on a wrong planet because this one includes you" :wink:

"Hey, you should message me if I should massage you"



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30 Nov 2007, 1:47 pm

"u r teh h0tZz3rz"



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30 Nov 2007, 1:50 pm

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I'll talk nerdy to you if you talk nerdy to me.

Want to put your pipette in my Erlenmeyer flask?

Want to see a librarian with her glasses off?

This one would work for me! Or, have you read Vonnegut?



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30 Nov 2007, 2:18 pm

Myrkabah wrote:
"If you'd like to come to my place, I could give you one of my glass dragons and show you my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection."


You Rock! 8)

I love that series, but need to buy the first three that Salvatore wrote because someone lent them to me to read (that's how I got into them). I'm annoyed that I don't have the full set. :cry:


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30 Nov 2007, 4:15 pm

pandabear wrote:
I have a really great collection of fruit stickers. Just last week I bought some kiwi fruits. Usually, the stickers on the kiwi fruits have the number 4171. But, this time, the number was 4177. I was astonished, but I did not say anything to the grocer, or to the cashier. I did pay attention and note that 4177 did ring up as kiwi fruit. They were 79 cents a pound, and, the week before, they were selling them at 3 for a dollar. I've been collecting fruit stickers since I was 10. I used to ask my mom to buy one of every different variety of apple when we went to the store, so that I could have all of the stickers.

Uhm, so, if you want, you could come to my room and I could show you my collection and tell you about each one.


That one's awesome.