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MrGrey
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11 Dec 2007, 12:22 pm

*holds up a card saying "Smile if you want to go out with me :-) "*

And as a bonus, works with NTs as well.

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11 Dec 2007, 1:11 pm

Triangular_Trees wrote:

Hey, move over, you're blocking my view of that moose.

Oh damn, i thought that moose was hott too. now which one of us gets 'm?

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11 Dec 2007, 2:11 pm

Who wants to solve for x?

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11 Dec 2007, 4:58 pm

Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place and eat pizza and play video games?

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11 Dec 2007, 6:05 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place and eat pizza and play video games?

Classic!

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12 Dec 2007, 12:38 am

Oh! So that's how one plus one equals three!

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12 Dec 2007, 5:49 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Oh! So that's how one plus one equals three!

Three? What about four, five, and six?

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12 Dec 2007, 8:59 pm

She is prettier when her force momentum is > 0.

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12 Dec 2007, 9:10 pm

OptimusSupes114 wrote:

My two favorite things are commitment and love

I would actually fall for this one, and a lot of NT women would, too.

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12 Dec 2007, 10:51 pm

"Wanna come visit my planet sometime?"

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13 Dec 2007, 5:17 am

Do you know how to waltz ?

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13 Dec 2007, 9:41 am

I don't know how good this will be but here goes

"excuse me my name is (name here) unfornatly due to time constraints, primal urges, and the high competitiveness based on male to female ratio I wanted to inquire as to the most efficent and effective manner to capturing your heart, curiousity, dreams, and body for the purpose of a mutually benefical relationship. This is very important for the purposes of providing the next generation with a combination of our particular senses of style, charm, and intellect and to hopefully make a helpful contribution to the average american iq through our offspring. "

Sorry if I killed it but it was worth a shot.

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15 Dec 2007, 8:53 am

@ Abangyarudo: A good line, don't worry.

@ heyyoujess: Sorry, not much of a programmer. Someone messed up my basic education, and then I couldn't rekindle the old interest.

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17 Dec 2007, 8:25 pm

MrGrey wrote:

*holds up a card saying "Smile if you want to go out with me :-)

"*

And as a bonus, works with NTs as well.

Does it work in real life?

Money back guranteed?

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17 Dec 2007, 9:22 pm

"By the term "power recovery turbine", are you referring to turbo-compounding as on the Pratt & Whitney R - 4360?"

No, really. It worked!

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MrGrey
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18 Dec 2007, 12:42 pm

Bopkasen wrote:

MrGrey wrote:

*holds up a card saying "Smile if you want to go out with me :-)

"*

And as a bonus, works with NTs as well.

Does it work in real life?

Money back guranteed?

It's a bit of a trap really, if they like you then they'll smile, if they don't then they'll try not to and in trying not to smile anyway. And, as it's published on the internet for free, yes, I will be giving a full money back gurantee.

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