32-year-old virgin here, and I'm not happy about it. Looking back, there were probably a couple times I had the opportunity to lose it, but my social ineptitude always got in the way.
Ideally I'd find myself in a serious relationship with somebody I love, and losing my virginity to her would simply be icing on the cake. But in my weaker moments, I've sometimes been tempted to book a trip to Nevada or something. So far I've been able to resist that temptation, and I'd probably never be able to live with myself afterwards, but then, I'm not getting any younger.
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I've lost my faith in nihilism.