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16 Mar 2010, 11:20 pm

She is Orthodox Jew, I am White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. She is very hawkish on Israel which I am as well and we are die hard Zionists.

EDIT: She hates Jesus though but has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team.



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16 Mar 2010, 11:27 pm

DirkWillems wrote:
She is Orthodox Jew, I am White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. She is very hawkish on Israel which I am as well and we are die hard Zionists.

EDIT: She hates Jesus though but has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team.


Unfortunately, fat chance of that relationship working out, especially with different religious views. Those tend to clash.



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16 Mar 2010, 11:28 pm

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DirkWillems wrote:
She is Orthodox Jew, I am White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. She is very hawkish on Israel which I am as well and we are die hard Zionists.

EDIT: She hates Jesus though but has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team.


Unfortunately, fat chance of that relationship working out, especially with different religious views. Those tend to clash.


I prefer to think of it not as different religions but similar despising of the Palestinians.



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16 Mar 2010, 11:51 pm

a lasting relationship has to have more than a common enemy. Of course, if you are not looking for a relationship, but just lustful sex in the passion of the cause, go for it. She is probably using your shagetz schmuck for her own purposes, too. :lol:



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16 Mar 2010, 11:55 pm

WOW.
An orthodox Jew!

You are aiming at the unobtainable! She won't marry you, but may have fun with you just to be rebellious to her family.

Good luck


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17 Mar 2010, 12:02 am

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a lasting relationship has to have more than a common enemy. Of course, if you are not looking for a relationship, but just lustful sex in the passion of the cause, go for it. She is probably using your shagetz schmuck for her own purposes, too. :lol:


My oh my. After all, what could be better than interreligious schmucking especially with foreigners involved?



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17 Mar 2010, 12:59 am

Basically I just want to have sex with her. I think it'd be a good way of welcoming her into the country myself.



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17 Mar 2010, 2:42 am

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17 Mar 2010, 12:02 pm

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Basically I just want to have sex with her. I think it'd be a good way of welcoming her into the country myself.


If you use that line on her, I can guarantee that you won't see her again. :roll:

As the saying goes "A Jew and WASP equal a slap."


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17 Mar 2010, 12:23 pm

OP, I don't understand your question. You have as much chance with this young lady as you would any girl who's willing to let you break off a piece. You've made it clear that you don't want to have a relationship with her, so what difference does her religion make to you?


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17 Mar 2010, 6:47 pm

DirkWillems wrote:
She is Orthodox Jew, I am White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. She is very hawkish on Israel which I am as well and we are die hard Zionists.

EDIT: She hates Jesus though but has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team.

I don't know much about Judaism, but I thought Orthodox Jews were the Jewish equivalent of Christian Fundamentalists. I'd guess she'd be against premarital sex or at least casual sex, and I think Orthodox Jews usually like to marry other Orthodox Jews, so she'd probably make you convert. I'd bet she'd be turned off if she knew you wrote, "...but she has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team." Pretty offensive, don't you think?

Edit: This guy's got to be trolling or something. I've now read his replies, and I can't fathom how he might expect a serious discussion.



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17 Mar 2010, 6:59 pm

NeantHumain wrote:
DirkWillems wrote:
She is Orthodox Jew, I am White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. She is very hawkish on Israel which I am as well and we are die hard Zionists.

EDIT: She hates Jesus though but has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team.

I don't know much about Judaism, but I thought Orthodox Jews were the Jewish equivalent of Christian Fundamentalists. I'd guess she'd be against premarital sex or at least casual sex, and I think Orthodox Jews usually like to marry other Orthodox Jews, so she'd probably make you convert. I'd bet she'd be turned off if she knew you wrote, "...but she has a nice ass so I'd like to score one for the team." Pretty offensive, don't you think?

Edit: This guy's got to be trolling or something. I've now read his replies, and I can't fathom how he might expect a serious discussion.


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HopeGrows wrote:
OP, I don't understand your question. You have as much chance with this young lady as you would any girl who's willing to let you break off a piece. You've made it clear that you don't want to have a relationship with her, so what difference does her religion make to you?


Her religion would obviously prevent a relationship.



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17 Mar 2010, 7:23 pm

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Racist and moronic. A winning combination; I don't see how she could resist :roll:

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17 Mar 2010, 8:13 pm

Yuck.

You just ooze stupidity and bigotry, its so unattractive. Good luck, you'll need it.



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17 Mar 2010, 8:19 pm

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The way I see it, my people liberated hers from Dachau and Auschwitz, she owes me a romping.


That was also the red army soldiers excuse for the mass rape of german women in the aftermath of the war



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17 Mar 2010, 8:22 pm

And yet, some men still wonder why women are often not willing to approach them or give them the time of day.....

To all the good guys out there-- these are the guys that ruin it for everyone.