I'm bored so I'm going to give this a try.
My name's Adam. I'm 16 (nearly 17), and I live in Tallahassee, Florida (though the Innermost Darkness of Your Own Heart could easily be considered my winter residence). I'm thin, 5'6", have long, wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, and am growing out a moustache.
This is me:
I'm bisexual and interested in double-dating. I'm a social liberal and believe in individual rights. As for my religious preferences, I can frankly say that I don't have any one way or the other, although I do believe in the existence of a higher power. Although I'm very emotional and the intuitive, expressive type, my true personality is ambiguous (though I've been told that I'm both cynical and charming). I'm curious about everything and I have a wide range of interests, including but not limited to literature, art, writing, mythology, chess, reading, books, anime, manga, fantasy novels, psychology, sociology, sex, dream interperetation, comparative religion, world politics, history, geography, music, drama/acting, film, digital photography, noncompetitive swimming, carrying on long pointless conversations, collecting small shiny objects I've found in unusual places, and learning Spanish (though not necessarily in that order).
I'm very creative and I like to express myself through any means I can think of (and if there's a way of expressing myself that I have no knowledge of, I'm always willing to learn). I'm both a dog person and a cat person and I get along well with small furry animals. While I like animals, I have an intense dislike of children. Also beware that I go through the occasional period of depression and give lengthy pessimistic speeches, but other than that, I'm good to go for a quality, emotionally fullfilling relationship.
I get along best with people in their twenties and older teens and hope to date someone in that age range who is very intelligent, friendly, and shares interests with me that they are very active in pursuing. All three of the above are a must in any romantic relationship I become involved in.