20 Apr 2011, 7:18 pm
all_white wrote:
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
What guy wouldn't want this?
20 Apr 2011, 7:22 pm
emuman100 wrote:
all_white wrote:
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
What guy wouldn't want this?
We've already had this discussion on another thread.
Men are weird.
None of them seem to actually want what they claim to want in theory.
I don't get it.
"One day, my prince will come."
*sigh*
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20 Apr 2011, 7:49 pm
all_white wrote:
We've already had this discussion on another thread.
Men are weird.
None of them seem to actually want what they claim to want in theory.
I don't get it.
"One day, my prince will come."
*sigh*
You call men weird, let me not start on women.
20 Apr 2011, 10:33 pm
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21 Apr 2011, 7:40 am
All your orders are received, cloning and proper training are on the way.
Payment will be upon delivery.
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21 Apr 2011, 7:43 am
hale_bopp wrote:
I'll have a hamburger combo with with a side of mc nuggets, and an extra bbq sauce please.
We only make customized humans. We're not qualified to make hamburgers.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Best Regards,
21 Apr 2011, 8:48 am
all_white wrote:
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
Ahem.
But what if he's old, American, dresses funny, eats too fast, never smiles, is freakishly thin and has the strange habit of disappearing into the desert every few weeks?
Details, details...
21 Apr 2011, 8:49 am
21 Apr 2011, 8:52 am
21 Apr 2011, 9:41 am
MXH wrote:
You call men weird, let me not start on women.
It's the men who are at fault, for attempting to operate women as though they were men. Doing so will not have the desired effect.
You would be wise to study and learn the proper controls, for your future reference:
I wish to add to my list of requirements, and specify that I would like a man who knows how to follow simple instructions, and locate and press all of my buttons.
manlyadam wrote:
Ok
Is there a woman/girl who will be my loyal and loving life partner, she would buy two houses in Wales, one for her and one for me and also it's probably best if she is rich and gives me a load of money so I don't have to work. As for her age she should maybe be 22-30 and she should never age, her personality she should be half 15 years old so we can do the same things I did at 15 like go on a trek to a random park or field with loads of beers and have a laugh and half her actual age. Looks she should be athletic slim and toned, she should be hilariously socially inappropriate in an endearing and somewhat immature manner and our relationship would be a romantic friendship with not a large focus on sex but the option of it whenever we both want. She must also be smart but in different ways to me so we are both smarter than each other at different things and she would always look at me with love in her eyes.
Good shouldn't be too long to wait now.
Is there a woman/girl who will be my loyal and loving life partner, she would buy two houses in Wales, one for her and one for me and also it's probably best if she is rich and gives me a load of money so I don't have to work. As for her age she should maybe be 22-30 and she should never age, her personality she should be half 15 years old so we can do the same things I did at 15 like go on a trek to a random park or field with loads of beers and have a laugh and half her actual age. Looks she should be athletic slim and toned, she should be hilariously socially inappropriate in an endearing and somewhat immature manner and our relationship would be a romantic friendship with not a large focus on sex but the option of it whenever we both want. She must also be smart but in different ways to me so we are both smarter than each other at different things and she would always look at me with love in her eyes.
Good shouldn't be too long to wait now.
You're describing Charlotte Church.
Were you doing it on purpose?
21 Apr 2011, 10:45 am
all_white wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
21 Apr 2011, 12:31 pm
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are. Most men don't. It's not their fault. They assume that we're like them. That's why they "fiddle" with us in an experimental fashion, instead of actually doing things the proper way.
That big on/off switch at the top = a man's *cough, cough.*
That's all there is to it. Men are ridiculously simple to operate.
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21 Apr 2011, 12:42 pm
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are. Most men don't. It's not their fault. They assume that we're like them. That's why they "fiddle" with us in an experimental fashion, instead of actually doing things the proper way.
That big on/off switch at the top = a man's *cough, cough.*
That's all there is to it. Men are ridiculously simple to operate.
Until you find one like me who prefers to use his head on his shoulders only.
21 Apr 2011, 12:47 pm
MXH wrote:
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are. Most men don't. It's not their fault. They assume that we're like them. That's why they "fiddle" with us in an experimental fashion, instead of actually doing things the proper way.
That big on/off switch at the top = a man's *cough, cough.*
That's all there is to it. Men are ridiculously simple to operate.
Until you find one like me who prefers to use his head on his shoulders only.
I don't think I would like that sort of male. I don't want someone who has no interest in sex.
