Reasons why you are a GOOD catch

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No way! As for making kites out of checks, why, that's just crazy...Disclaimer: Not wanted, not dangerous, no reward. Disregard this attempt at humor. I will try again at a later date. Back to the topic...

I'm a good catch because I am extremely easy to catch so you don't have to spend much time at all fishing(I'm happy when someone gives me a chance). You can tell what I am before you catch me because I start splashing around your boat as soon as you pull the worm out of the can(I'm very upfront & honest about all my faults before we are even a couple because I value honesty & I don't want there to be any disappointment)

I'm good eating: Lots of white meat and not too gamey...

Yeah, but would you make for a good soup?

Girl's gotta have her standards.

What does gamey mean?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gamey

Basically, "strong-tasting" (for meat). Think venison v. beef. Like game.

If you like dark/deep/ambient electronic - I may be your guy.

If you're looking for someone who likes to try new things, new foods, new activities, gets excited about new interests and projects; particularly creative endeavors - I may be your guy.

If you're looking for someone with an observant/sharp sense of humor - I may be your guy.

If you're looking for someone who's a well-balanced combination of wholesome and party/worldy/corrupted who's taken the best of both worlds and knows when the best time is for either - I may be your guy.

Are you looking for someone who's ambitious to keep learning and growing through life and never stop? I may in that case be your guy.

Do you like a guy who's intelligent but practical, sharp but humble? I may be your guy.

Do you like a guy who's practical with his money but still stays with in reason to dress well? I may be your guy.

Do you like a guy who's reasonably attractive but not full of himself on it? I may be your guy.

Are you into Kung Fu, Kali, Silat, or some type of martial art seeded between Southern China, Malaysia, the Filipines, and Indonesia? I may be your guy.

If you have big ambitions or if you want to start your own business - are you (metaphorically) looking for a partner in crime? I may be your guy.

Are you looking for a guy who has full loyalty, is trust worthy, honest, and you know that if he's in he's serious about making it work? I may be that guy.

Are you looking for someone who can be as at peace hitting the latest biggest club downtown as he is having a quiet night at home and typically wouldn't shoot down either option? I may be your guy.


Probably lots of these I could think of but I'd say these are pretty much core, the rest would be me just giving more supporting detail I suppose.

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask of me
and if you want another kind of lover
I'll wear a mask for you

If you want a farmer for your child
or only want to walk with me awhile
across the sand
I'm your maaaan

I love Leonard Cohen, but I gotta say: American Jews really don't know much about farming.

At his age, he's pretty much only good for stew meat.

I won't drive your car.

I don't really want to offer to father any children, it seems a bit reckless. I don't mind planting some though.

Lenny Cohen is Canadian.

All the best people are.
Or British.
Or Californian.
Or Massachussetsian. (is that a word?)

Just make sure they don't get stressed and go hermaphrodite on ya