I don't want a girlfriend...

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05 Jun 2013, 2:05 am

I just want someone to get together with me and watch The Room. *joker voice* IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Ladies, I'm taking applications starting... NOW.



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05 Jun 2013, 7:26 am

I'm afraid we couldn't possibly do this...
















Without seeing a summary first.



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05 Jun 2013, 1:01 pm

From Wikipedia. Worst movie ever!

Johnny is a successful banker who lives in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. They share an intense relationship characterized by constant, passionate lovemaking. Despite this idyllic existence, Lisa has inexplicably become dissatisfied with her life, and one afternoon confides to her best friend Michelle and her mother Claudette that she finds Johnny boring. Although Michelle advises her to be grateful for what she has, and her mother counsels her that financial stability is more important than happiness, Lisa decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. Although he is initially reluctant, Mark gives in to Lisa's advances. Their affair continues through the remainder of the film, even though Mark appears reluctant at the outset of each sexual encounter and repeatedly tries to break off the relationship. Lisa, meanwhile, having come to the realization that she "wants it all," decides to stay with Johnny for financial support and the material goods he can provide her. As the wedding date approaches and Johnny's clout at his bank slips, Lisa alternates between glorifying and vilifying Johnny to her family and friends, both making false accusations of domestic abuse and defending Johnny against criticisms. Meanwhile, Johnny, having overheard Lisa confess her infidelity to her mother, attaches a tape recorder to their phone in an attempt to identify her lover.
Against the backdrop of Lisa and Mark's affair, numerous subplots involving secondary characters begin to develop: Denny, a neighboring college student whom Johnny financially supports and "loves like a son," has a mysterious run-in with a drug dealer named Chris-R, whom Johnny and Mark overpower and take to the police. Denny also lusts after Lisa, ultimately confessing his attraction to Johnny; once Johnny tells Denny that Lisa loves him as her friend, Denny resolves to propose to his own girlfriend. Johnny takes on a mysterious client at his bank whose identity he is sworn to protect. Claudette experiences real estate problems, bemoans failed relationships, and informs Lisa that she has breast cancer. Michelle and her boyfriend, Mike (Mike Holmes), sneak into Johnny and Lisa's home to have sex. Peter, a psychologist friend of Johnny's and Mark's, alternates between defending Lisa and assessing her as a sociopath, which results in Mark briefly trying to murder him. Each of these subplots receive little exposition, and none are ever resolved.
At a surprise birthday party for Johnny, Steven, a previously unseen friend of Lisa's and Johnny's, catches Lisa kissing Mark while the rest of the guests are outside and confronts her about the affair. Lisa expresses no remorse, while Mark angrily urges Steven not to tell anyone. Johnny announces to the guests that Lisa is pregnant, only for Lisa to tell Steven and Michelle that she lied about it in order to "make it interesting." At the end of the evening, Lisa flaunts her affair in front of Johnny, who physically attacks Mark.
After the party, Johnny locks himself in the bathroom, prompting Lisa to make plans to leave him for Mark. Johnny finally comes out of the bathroom and retrieves the cassette recorder he attached to the phone, and listens to an intimate call between Lisa and Mark. Claiming that all of his friends have betrayed him, Johnny destroys his apartment and then kills himself with a pistol. Denny, Mark, and Lisa discover Johnny's body sometime later. Mark and Denny blame Lisa for Johnny's death, with Mark declaring he doesn't love Lisa. Denny asks to be left alone with the body, but Lisa and Mark instead decide to stay and comfort one another as the sound of sirens grows louder.[6]

Inconsistencies and narrative flaws [edit]

While the film is rife with continuity errors, there are several plots, subplots and character details whose inconsistencies have been noted by critics and audiences.
The Portland Mercury has pointed out that a number of "plot threads are introduced, then instantly abandoned".[7] One of the most notable examples of this is in an early scene, when halfway through a conversation about planning a birthday party for Johnny, Claudette off-handedly tells Lisa: "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."[8] The issue is casually dismissed and never revisited during the rest of the film.[7][8] In addition, the audience never learns the details surrounding Denny's drug-related debt to Chris-R or what led to their violent confrontation on the roof.[7][9]
In perhaps the most infamous example, the principal male characters congregate in an alley behind Johnny's apartment to play catch with a football while wearing tuxedos. When Mark arrives, he is revealed to have shaved his beard, and the camera slowly zooms in on his face while dramatic music plays on the soundtrack. Nothing that is said or occurs during the game has any impact on the plot; the scene ends abruptly with the men deciding to return to Johnny's apartment after Peter trips while trying to catch the ball. Wiseau received enough questions about the scene that he decided to address it on a Q&A segment featured on the DVD release; rather than explaining the scene, though, Wiseau only states that playing football without the proper protective equipment is fun and challenging.[10] Greg Sestero has been questioned about the significance of Mark's shaving, though his only response has been "if only you knew".[11]
The character of Denny has received a great deal of attention from fans for the contrast between his bizarre personality and lack of backstory. Though he is apparently in college, fans have questioned whether he is a fully functioning adult, due to his ignorance of social norms: In the film's opening minutes he jumps onto a bed with Johnny and Lisa, apparently unaware that they are about to have sex, and tells them, "I just like to watch you guys", seemingly oblivious to the sexual connotations of the statement.[7] Wiseau has confirmed that Denny was intended to be mentally ret*d, so that the character would be confused by the events going on around him. [8]



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05 Jun 2013, 2:17 pm

Oh hi Doggie!



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05 Jun 2013, 2:54 pm

Lisa is looking hot today!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvuwldnG7c0

Here's a video that claims to point out everything wrong with the film in under 8 minutes. I don't believe they succeeded, though. They only scratched the surface. Really, you need multiple commentaries by critics and film-makers running over the entire length of the film (creating an experience 3 or 4 times as long as the actual movie itself) to point out EVERYTHING wrong with the movie. That being said, I would've liked to have attended one of the screenings of the film where they reportedly throw plastic cutlery.



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05 Jun 2013, 3:03 pm

Salmondaze wrote:
Lisa is looking hot today!


Then go talk to her? But you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep. **flaps arms**



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05 Jun 2013, 3:27 pm

You're tearing me apart Lisa!



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05 Jun 2013, 4:26 pm

That son of a b***h told me I would get it within 3 months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they treat me and I don't care anymore. And they are using me. And I am the fool.



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05 Jun 2013, 4:53 pm

It's BS! I did not hit her! I did *not*.

Oh hi, Mark.



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05 Jun 2013, 6:12 pm

Let's get a round of applause, please, for the three unbearable sex scenes Tommy Wiseau filmed of himself. At least it's three in my memory. My brain might be using "memory antibodies" to reject The Room, but I'm fighting my biology to keep it. Because it's worth it!



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05 Jun 2013, 7:23 pm

Are you gay?



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05 Jun 2013, 7:24 pm

or afraid of being called gay? Why do you need a girl to watch a movie with you?



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06 Jun 2013, 2:18 pm

No, and no. A girl to watch a movie with is a fine thing in life. Watching movies with girls is more fun than watching movies with guys. Besides, it's not just any movie, it's The Room. Why the hell not? What, you ladies don't think movie watching is good unless there's sex involved afterwards, or even during? Pshhh, TFA. Typical female attitude. *SMH*



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06 Jun 2013, 4:24 pm

Salmondaze wrote:
No, and no. A girl to watch a movie with is a fine thing in life. Watching movies with girls is more fun than watching movies with guys. Besides, it's not just any movie, it's The Room. Why the hell not? What, you ladies don't think movie watching is good unless there's sex involved afterwards, or even during? Pshhh, TFA. Typical female attitude. *SMH*
Do you really want her to associate you with Tommy Wiessou's ass? Why not find a good movie first? Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, why? Why?



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06 Jun 2013, 7:15 pm

I honestly don't care if she associates me with Tommy Wiseau or not. Look at the doofus explaining the significance of spoons in his movie for god's sakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ6mdxbCHI0

What I'm saying is obviously we would be watching the movie like any other person watching this movie: For the sake of picking it apart and throwing footballs and cutlery around. It's for fun, of course. But it is true that the god awful love scenes would get in the way. They might lead to some awkwardness. Yeah, maybe a good movie would be the route to go. The question then becomes what good movie to watch?



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07 Jun 2013, 9:21 pm

Salmondaze wrote:
I just want someone to get together with me and watch The Room. *joker voice* IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Ladies, I'm taking applications starting... NOW.


Oh my gosh! My boyfriend and I LOVE THE ROOM! It's the only romantic comedy we like and neither of us like romantic comedies.