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ChromaticRaven
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17 Jul 2013, 4:06 pm

A wayfaring stranger - nothing is as suspicious as one of those people who can't settle down...


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17 Jul 2013, 4:16 pm

Because...

I am a straight female in a relationship, and I don't care for long-distance relationships.


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17 Jul 2013, 9:48 pm

Might poo in my house plants.


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18 Jul 2013, 1:31 pm

Doesn't believe in organic fertilizers.


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18 Jul 2013, 1:51 pm

because I'd rather date a caveman than a dinosaur



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18 Jul 2013, 2:27 pm

Her serrated teeth aren't sharp enough. Besides, you basically would be dating a caveman, because I just had one for dinner. I could probably produce some largely intact parts of him!


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18 Jul 2013, 3:00 pm

I wouldn't date the above user because I'm concerned that they might have a fetish for serrated sharp teeth, and that I could become treated like a sex object rather than being valued for my personality.



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18 Jul 2013, 3:29 pm

Because if she doesn't want to be treated like a sex object, she shouldn't flaunt those teeth of hers like that!


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18 Jul 2013, 4:03 pm

Doesn't realize that the tentacles are far and away the best part. Maybe he should have looked twice.



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18 Jul 2013, 8:32 pm

Likes tentacles and evo psych - nuff' said. :razz:


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18 Jul 2013, 8:33 pm

because that sounds like a japaneese magazine



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18 Jul 2013, 10:30 pm

Because I'm way cooler than any Japanese magazine. And Chinese are sexier



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18 Jul 2013, 10:33 pm

Because Japanese magazines are awesome, and I can't speak Chinese.
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19 Jul 2013, 3:56 am

Because she looks angry, and I very much would like a laid-back relationship :P



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19 Jul 2013, 3:26 pm

:-) Fair enough. Very wise.
When I get nervous, I sometimes devour my dates with whirling serrated teeth.... and I would feel bad about devouring somebody that cute and chirpy.



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19 Jul 2013, 4:28 pm

smells fishy to me