I'm leaving my ASPIE GF!

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The_Face_of_Boo
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25 Jul 2013, 9:43 am

belladonna25 wrote:

Tbh boo seems so obsessed with roid buffs, I think he may be the one wanting them :lol:

It's just a phase, belladonna, don't worry, my obessions are temporary :lol:

And no, I am not wanting them.

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25 Jul 2013, 11:09 am

MCalavera wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

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auntblabby wrote:

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auntblabby wrote:

outside of this present lifetime is where karma truly works.

I must have been a hell of an as*hole in my former life then. Or maybe Hitler.

I committed suicide in one previous lifetime after I had broken several women's hearts. that was after another previous lifetime where I was a common thug. so that is probably why in this present lifetime I've been a much put-upon socially clumsy hermit. :oops:

How do you know what happened in your previous lifetimes?

due to repetitive dreams i'd had when I was a young man. I literally saw myself [in the dreams] as I was in those previous lifetimes- in one, I saw myself in a reflection of a window pane, in another I saw myself as though I was watching myself from a distance of about 6 feet.

Dreams are just that - dreams. No matter how repetitive.

I used to have repetitive dreams of my penis being detached from my body and looking at the detached penis with shock and horror. Does this mean that's what happened in one of my past lives?

Mclevara, maybe you screwed a Druze girl in you previous life :lol:

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Local- ... z2ZBqjmv85

You know, Druzes believe in incarnation too.

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26 Jul 2013, 2:06 pm

A Letter from a Stupid Woman

Say all you wish of me. It does not matter.
Shallow. Stupid. Crazy. Simple minded.
It does not concern me anymore
For whomever writes about her concerns
In the logic of men is called
A stupid woman
And didn't I tell you in the beginning
That I am a stupid woman?[u]

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26 Jul 2013, 4:39 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

What is a hag snort?

Just imagine the fictional hag snorting.

Snorting what?Cocaine?I now have a visual of a witch railing a big line of coke.

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26 Jul 2013, 6:20 pm

[/quote] Only for those who believe in afterlife (or beforelife)[/quote]

Beforelife- I like that.

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27 Jul 2013, 4:29 am

;-) You realise that when Boo says "my Aspie girlfriend" , he is actually referring to his own right hand.... yes ?
It doesn't surprise me that it would get fed up of his nonsense eventually....

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27 Jul 2013, 4:35 am

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

;-) You realise that when Boo says "my Aspie girlfriend" , he is actually referring to his own right hand.... yes ?
It doesn't surprise me that it would get fed up of his nonsense eventually....

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27 Jul 2013, 6:09 am

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

;-) You realise that when Boo says "my Aspie girlfriend" , he is actually referring to his own right hand.... yes ?
It doesn't surprise me that it would get fed up of his nonsense eventually....

At least it is more natural than your "boyfriend": the plated steel dildo.

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27 Jul 2013, 6:19 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

;-) You realise that when Boo says "my Aspie girlfriend" , he is actually referring to his own right hand.... yes ?
It doesn't surprise me that it would get fed up of his nonsense eventually....

At least it is more natural than your "boyfriend": the plated steel dildo.

You say this, and yet it's not me pretending to have a girlfriend.....

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27 Jul 2013, 6:24 am

(^-^) I say that there's nothing wrong with a bit of self-loving between the sheets.

But, in Boo's case it's more like....

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27 Jul 2013, 6:26 am

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

;-) You realise that when Boo says "my Aspie girlfriend" , he is actually referring to his own right hand.... yes ?
It doesn't surprise me that it would get fed up of his nonsense eventually....

At least it is more natural than your "boyfriend": the plated steel dildo.

You say this, and yet it's not me pretending to have a girlfriend.....

I've told you I don't want to be your boyfriend!! leave me alone you stalker!!

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27 Jul 2013, 6:28 am

:lol: You wish ! !! !

Boo says :

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27 Jul 2013, 6:53 am

Oh please...You are having so many wishful ideas.

I prefer to date that instead of you:

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27 Jul 2013, 7:02 am

:-) My, I just can not figure out why you can't manage to get a girlfriend with that charm.

Besides, everybody knows that you look like this.

Even that blob-fish has turned you down for a date.
;-) Hence your desire to invent a fake girlfriend.

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27 Jul 2013, 8:27 am

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

:-)
Besides, everybody knows that you look like this.

With a tongue like that, he probably DOES have girlfriends (plural). consider gene Simmons. looks about like that dog (hairdo and all) tongue about the same length.......

Oh My God! boo is secretly gene simmons!

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27 Jul 2013, 10:19 am

:-) I think you might be onto something.

Wikipedia wrote:

In March 2011, [Gene] Simmons visited Israel, where he was born. He described the trip as a "life changing experience". He talked about how he still feels that he is an Israeli: "I'm Israeli. I'm a stranger in America. I'm an outsider"

While Lebanon isn't the same place as Israel, it can hardly be denied that the two are incredibly close together...

:lol:

And well, there is that tongue.... it's an easy one to recognise.

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