Is it safe to say men shag watermelons after 30 ?

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06 Oct 2013, 12:09 am

This is ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old w'melon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.

johnnie3838
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Age: 66
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06 Oct 2013, 12:09 am

This is ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old w'melon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.

LeLetch
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06 Oct 2013, 2:01 am

johnnie3838 wrote:

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.

^ The truth of these words is amplified by a necro from page five.

This thread is essential however. I mean, we know these melons are a little past their prime, but i find them intoxicating. Literally... this is where booze comes from.

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06 Oct 2013, 3:49 am

johnnie3838 wrote:

This is ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old w'melon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.

So what you're trying to say is:

It's ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old watermelon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.

Well, you can say that again!