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starkid
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27 Nov 2014, 12:53 am

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/la ... 78917.html

thatsrobrageous
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27 Nov 2014, 11:55 pm

Dating apparently is so professional Craigslist is not the right venue for that unfortunately. Craigslist is for trolls.

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28 Nov 2014, 3:52 am

oh man how are we supposed to compete with that lol

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29 Nov 2014, 2:18 am

I can't figure out why that man's single. He seems like such a great catch.

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29 Nov 2014, 4:18 am

But... but all I wanted from him was dick pics but apparently I don't meet his standards?

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29 Nov 2014, 8:28 pm

I dare to write a professional ad and see if that ends well

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29 Nov 2014, 8:29 pm

Or better yet, a professional hook up ad. haha

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29 Nov 2014, 8:57 pm

Thanks for the post. Gave me a good laugh. Couldn't read to the end, though. It was very intense.

Sounds like it could be a scam. Isn't he asking for a lot of personal information? Driver's license, birth certificate??

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30 Nov 2014, 3:40 am

lol, not sure if that's actually a serious CL ad or not(like many in that best-of-craigslist section). Sounds kinda like a parody/mockery of a female-profile on an actual dating-site.

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30 Nov 2014, 4:24 am

At least it's thorough.

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01 Dec 2014, 4:02 pm

Oh, my.

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