nick007
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Joined: 4 May 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 27,620
Location: was Louisiana but now Vermont in capitalistic military dictatorship called USA
21 Mar 2016, 8:28 pm
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23 Mar 2016, 5:42 am
HeDon wrote:
A nervous wreck. So much so, that if crushes were considered a bad thing, I'd probably classify encounters with my crush as panic attacks.
-I will not confess my feelings-(I've learnt the hard way, it surprisingly spreads around the school and I was bullied as a result)
- I will certainly not attempt to flirt with my crush. It doesn't feel right or natural for me to do so. It's just not going to happen.
However, I will quite splendidly act completely awkward
- Say the wrong and inappropriate things in attempts to create of humour
- Go completely blank mid-conversation, stammer or failing to speak at all sometimes
- My already dreadful eye contact will be reduced to 0%
And on top of that the normal symptoms of a crush
- Heavy/noisy breathing
- Tomato red skin
- Palpitations
- My stomach feeling like it is being flipped like a pancake
- Fidgeting
- Can't stop smiling when talking to them
Outside my face to face encounters I always feel the need to memorise their number plates, where they will be at what time and being overly excited for when I know I will encounter them. I would never do anything creepy or intrusive. I'm too shy to do that!
-I will not confess my feelings-(I've learnt the hard way, it surprisingly spreads around the school and I was bullied as a result)
- I will certainly not attempt to flirt with my crush. It doesn't feel right or natural for me to do so. It's just not going to happen.
However, I will quite splendidly act completely awkward
- Say the wrong and inappropriate things in attempts to create of humour
- Go completely blank mid-conversation, stammer or failing to speak at all sometimes
- My already dreadful eye contact will be reduced to 0%
And on top of that the normal symptoms of a crush
- Heavy/noisy breathing
- Tomato red skin
- Palpitations
- My stomach feeling like it is being flipped like a pancake
- Fidgeting
- Can't stop smiling when talking to them
Outside my face to face encounters I always feel the need to memorise their number plates, where they will be at what time and being overly excited for when I know I will encounter them. I would never do anything creepy or intrusive. I'm too shy to do that!
my god I'm so like that too
. one time my crush walked into the shop I work at and I had to serve her & mother, made min eye contact and felt sick the whole time. even afterwards I felt sick and shaken for ages.
24 Mar 2016, 6:28 pm
Cleverer Sauce wrote:
HeDon wrote:
A nervous wreck. So much so, that if crushes were considered a bad thing, I'd probably classify encounters with my crush as panic attacks.
-I will not confess my feelings-(I've learnt the hard way, it surprisingly spreads around the school and I was bullied as a result)
- I will certainly not attempt to flirt with my crush. It doesn't feel right or natural for me to do so. It's just not going to happen.
However, I will quite splendidly act completely awkward
- Say the wrong and inappropriate things in attempts to create of humour
- Go completely blank mid-conversation, stammer or failing to speak at all sometimes
- My already dreadful eye contact will be reduced to 0%
And on top of that the normal symptoms of a crush
- Heavy/noisy breathing
- Tomato red skin
- Palpitations
- My stomach feeling like it is being flipped like a pancake
- Fidgeting
- Can't stop smiling when talking to them
Outside my face to face encounters I always feel the need to memorise their number plates, where they will be at what time and being overly excited for when I know I will encounter them. I would never do anything creepy or intrusive. I'm too shy to do that!
-I will not confess my feelings-(I've learnt the hard way, it surprisingly spreads around the school and I was bullied as a result)
- I will certainly not attempt to flirt with my crush. It doesn't feel right or natural for me to do so. It's just not going to happen.
However, I will quite splendidly act completely awkward
- Say the wrong and inappropriate things in attempts to create of humour
- Go completely blank mid-conversation, stammer or failing to speak at all sometimes
- My already dreadful eye contact will be reduced to 0%
And on top of that the normal symptoms of a crush
- Heavy/noisy breathing
- Tomato red skin
- Palpitations
- My stomach feeling like it is being flipped like a pancake
- Fidgeting
- Can't stop smiling when talking to them
Outside my face to face encounters I always feel the need to memorise their number plates, where they will be at what time and being overly excited for when I know I will encounter them. I would never do anything creepy or intrusive. I'm too shy to do that!
my god I'm so like that too
. one time my crush walked into the shop I work at and I had to serve her & mother, made min eye contact and felt sick the whole time. even afterwards I felt sick and shaken for ages.Hahahaha! I know that feel bro, I know that feel. Mine are usually towards people who are MUCH older so it's even more awkward and I'm mainly attracted to women as a woman myself. So that's even MORE awkward as most women are straight. The situations I make in my head about my numerous crushes and chocolate manage to keep me from going insane from not having anybody.
25 Mar 2016, 9:20 am
The_Face_of_Boo
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Age: 42
Gender: Non-binary
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30 Mar 2016, 3:59 pm
PhantomsFinalStand wrote:
When I like a girl, I get a tingle in my pants. Makes me wanna dance. Makes me wanna smile, ayyy girl come to my place for a little while.
Lol
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