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04 Apr 2024, 9:46 am

I don’t know why I can’t get a woman. My penis is fantastic. I keep on sending pictures of it to women, but no one seems interested. Women just have impossibly high standards. :roll:

Why no one want me?!



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09 Apr 2024, 5:06 pm

Here’s something to add:

“I don’t understand why women won’t have my children. It’s my dream to be a father but women these days are too busy or not financially able to provide for me and my potential children!!”


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09 Apr 2024, 5:24 pm

^ “Tell me about it! It all went downhill when the birth control pill was invented. Now women are too busy working and gallivanting about when they should be in either the kitchen or the bedroom. The fact that men and women are built different proves it. It’s the end of Western civilization as we know it. Don’t even get me started on child rearing. You can’t even discipline your kids anymore without CPS showing up where they aren’t needed or wanted. The only advice I need on punishin’ children and the ol’ ball and chain can be found in the Bible.”



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21 Apr 2024, 10:36 am

Just to make your life easier, I can't find a woman myself. I feel your pain.


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21 Apr 2024, 10:40 am

This thread is satire. The OP wasn’t being serious.



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21 Apr 2024, 10:53 am

Hunt her down and relocate near her, even if she's blocked you for five years because of fears for her safety. If she removed her entire voicemail service to avoid you, and/or she legally severed your relationship five years ago in court documents by going no-contact because you're an abusive ahole, ring her up somehow anyway on a Saturday night. Use a fake number to get through so you can freak her the F out and ruin her mother's date.


Maybe you can go for a soda and catch up!






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21 Apr 2024, 2:26 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Hunt her down and relocate near her, even if she's blocked you for five years because of fears for her safety. If she removed her entire voicemail service to avoid you, and/or she legally severed your relationship five years ago in court documents by going no-contact because you're an abusive ahole, ring her up somehow anyway on a Saturday night. Use a fake number to get through so you can freak her the F out and ruin her mother's date.


Maybe you can go for a soda and catch up!






https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmv9 ... xapp_share



That'd be stalking.


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21 Apr 2024, 2:41 pm

I reckon if there was a thread of the same name, with the word "woman" replaced with "man", there would be cries of misogyny.

This thread seems to have some misandrist overtones to it.



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21 Apr 2024, 2:50 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
I reckon if there was a thread of the same name, with the word "woman" replaced with "man", there would be cries of misogyny.

This thread seems to have some misandrist overtones to it.


If there was an epidemic of women complaining about how they can't find a partner and largely framing it as what's wrong with men and guys just want to date Stacey Thundercunt so no one will settle for me we'd be parodying those complaints instead.


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21 Apr 2024, 3:01 pm

^ I'll take your word for it.

Bitter incels are obviously annoying and whiney, but I think this thread, reading some of the comments, seems a bit hateful in parts.



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21 Apr 2024, 3:06 pm

hvtitan08 wrote:
That'd be stalking.



It is stalking.
Unfortunately it's legally allowed unless he physically harms her.
We've spoken to police and lawyers.


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21 Apr 2024, 3:08 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
^ I'll take your word for it.

Bitter incels are obviously annoying and whiney, but I think this thread, reading some of the comments, seems a bit hateful in parts.


It might be, I just don't think it amounts to misandry. If it's hateful, it's hateful towards certain attitudes that get expressed, not towards men.


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21 Apr 2024, 3:10 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
I reckon if there was a thread of the same name, with the word "woman" replaced with "man", there would be cries of misogyny.

This thread seems to have some misandrist overtones to it.



Most of the comments in this thread are based on lived experience.
We've said that before.

It's not misandrist to tell the truth about the way some people have acted.

Gender isn't to blame, because most men don't act like this.
If a lesbian acted like this to "get a woman" it would be just as bad.


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21 Apr 2024, 3:13 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
^ I'll take your word for it.

Bitter incels are obviously annoying and whiney, but I think this thread, reading some of the comments, seems a bit hateful in parts.





I can be hateful toward anyone who abuses my daughter.
Especially if it's in violation of multiple court orders.
Especially if she's terrified.

I don't give a crap who it is.
I'm gonna speak up.


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21 Apr 2024, 3:18 pm

My post wasn't aimed at anything that you have recently said.

You can breathe easy! :lol:



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21 Apr 2024, 3:20 pm

This thread is not about all men, just a small subset of them. It’s pretty sad if people think that sharing experiences here regarding toxic behavior or worse is misandry.