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"She's real fine, my 309..."

(With sincere apologies to The Beach Boys for numerically messing with your lyrical brilliance!)

Warning received, and COMPLETELY ignored...


Thanks, Issy, for starting this thread!

I thought it was a 409, like the Impala SS engine for that year.

Yes, 409 was the original lyric, thus my wording of "numerically messing"...

Ah.

Age: 30
Gender: Male
Gender Looking For (Orientation): Women
Type of Relationship Looking For: FWB
Smoker or Non: sometimes vape
Diagnosis if Relevant: non diagnosed, but level 1

Basic location or Time Zone (Do not give specific address): Central Florida

Important Info (Any strong religious or political views / dealbreakers): I’m decently fit, I don’t discriminate but expect the same

Relationship History (First Timer, Divorced, Children, etc.): 1 child w/ ex. 3 before her.

Living Arrangement (If relevant): own home, but ex moved back in after not being able to afford place of own (why I’m not looking for a real relationship)

Education: currently in nursing school, probably go back for higher degree in few years

Hobbies / Special Interests: Exercise, psychology, school is a lot of fun, like role playing, and play some games from time to time

Fave Movies, Games, Other Social Media (no direct links):

Best qualities: I’m literally never mad, can get along with anyone. Think I’m good with my communication, generally carefree
Less-desirable qualities: Small social group, can be antisocial after too much people time. I’m hyposensative so I can get pretty wild when/if I drink (not in a bad way, more annoying) I can be a smart ass, and I can become insensitive to people if I think they’re being unreasonably lazy

Name 3-5 of your favourite music bands:
Asking Alexandria, blink 182, JB, and I’ve really gotten into some modern K-pop
Ideal date activity: a walk in the park, sitting on the bench in each others arms, just being present

Write a blurb about yourself like an Intro:I’ve got nothing tbh. I just found out I use XXXuality as a stim, and am trying to just enjoy life more than “chasing highs”

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Orientation: Hetero (looking for biological women only)
Type of Relationship Looking For: Long-term if possible but I simply am looking for a like-minded person I can just talk to and express myself to so I prefer slow and steady way instead of rushing it.
I do not smoke!
Diagnosis if Relevant: High-functioning Autism (Asperger's and PDD-NOS)
Suspected: RSD (Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria) and Existential thoughts

Basic location or Time Zone: Yugoslavia (CEST)

Ideology: Third-way Communism (Neo-Titoism). Strongly authoritarian, anti-fascist, and anti-liberal. I can accept disagreements as long as they're not derogatory.

Relationship History: Was socially average in elementary school. In high school, I didn't really get to have much fun and was often isolated by interests that did not match mine and no one really expressed their enthusiasm for my interests and hobbies.

Living Arrangement (If relevant): Middle-class family. I owe them gratitude for not neglecting me, unlike those outside of my family.

Education: Fourth-year high school student, soon-to-be high school graduate. (Yay!!)

Hobbies / Special Interests: History, Gaming (Grand strategy games such as Hearts of Iron IV, Europa Universalis IV, etc.), and Politics (World News, Communism). I collect coins, banknotes, medals, and pins!

Fave Movies, Games: For movies it's usually the war movies such as All Quiet on the Western Front or Hacksaw Ridge. For games, I like enjoying Hearts of Iron IV, Europa Universalis IV, and Age of Civilizations II. I get to let my imagination run there and create sometimes wacky and sometimes cool stuff when playing these games.

Social Media: I have Discord.

Best qualities: Normally I am chilling on my own but I tend to be energetic and ambitious with close friends (I used to have one but no more...) and would love visiting places together and as a means of enjoying the diverse environment of my hometown with a colorful history.
Less-desirable qualities: Dark humor is my coping mechanism. After not being able to express myself to others due to them being enslaved and polarized by the mainstream system, I simply tend to find laughter in rather taboo topics which may be unpleasing. My humor simply isn't that good.

Name 3-5 of your favourite music bands/artists:
Red Army Choir
Lucas Pope (Paper's Please)
Mozart

Ideal date activity: In real life, I would enjoy long walks and taking pics and selfies. On the Internet, maybe drawing stuff together.

Write a blurb about yourself like an Intro: I am a young grand strategy gamer, obsessed with the history of Yugoslavia and obsessed with communism. I will certainly info dump on interesting facts about Yugoslavia, and other history stuff too, as well as info dump you on my Hearts of Iron IV gameplay.

Whoops! It seems I'd forgotten about this thread.
I have some catching up to do but I'm falling asleep so it won't be now.
If anyone else has input it would be most welcome.

That 30K ring tho...

^ Given that this thread is about members posting their own dating profiles, one can only conclude that that is YOUR dating profile…Cassaundra.

I was just thinking of talking elsewhere about a time when a guy brought up marriage to me when we weren’t even dating. It was…weird although it probably isn’t that atypical for fundies…

Oh, no, It's not me, I swear.

But, you have just given me a nice idea.

Uh oh. What have I done?!

Is this thread help people how?