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06 Nov 2010, 12:20 pm

(hey...I want my own useless nonsense thread too!).

Ok ok ladies.... stand in the line! in the line!! !

A photo? hell no, not so fast, I am too shy.

Message me if you're interested

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06 Nov 2010, 12:20 pm

gawd

That was awfully gay.

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06 Nov 2010, 12:23 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

gawd

That was awfully gay.

Ask yourself the following to get an average looking girl:

-Are you at least facially decent?

-Is your body decent?

-Are your social skills decent?

-Is your job good?

-Do you posses leadership ability?

-Are you of average height

-Are you willing to tell her how pretty she is every day.........despite being average?

If you answered no to the previous questions, you aren't dating...

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06 Nov 2010, 12:28 pm

-Are you at least facially decent?

YES

-Is your body decent?

YES

-Are your social skills decent?

YES

-Is your job good?

YES

-Do you posses leadership ability?

YES

-Are you of average height

Hell YES!

-Are you willing to tell her how pretty she is every day.........despite being average?

YES

.....wait.... oops.....

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06 Nov 2010, 12:46 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

LOL

Well, if most of those are true, I really don't see what you're doing wrong then dude.

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06 Nov 2010, 1:53 pm

Good luck/fortune, I hope you fare better than I did.

I have been drained of everything I cood
possibly have.

Society just expects me to givegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegive
givegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegive
givegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegivegive

when they have TAKEN everything from me.

I have given up and now, I really don't want
a reships, and I am ok with it, it does not
hurt me anymore.

I hope you are not blocked from getting what
you want out of life.

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06 Nov 2010, 3:00 pm

Most important question do you have any way of proving you are a guy?.

On a side note: hats off to a thread that made me smile.

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06 Nov 2010, 4:37 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

gawd

That was awfully gay.

Actually. I think it's quite sweet.

Are you actually serious about this or are you trying to mock the other people who have made similar threads?

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06 Nov 2010, 4:48 pm

Jono wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

gawd

That was awfully gay.

Actually. I think it's quite sweet.

Are you actually serious about this or are you trying to mock the other people who have made similar threads?

nah ... I am not mocking anyone.

Too much testosterone in this thread. At this rate, our posts will grow hair pretty soon. Not good.

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06 Nov 2010, 6:57 pm

you could allways borrow my Shaver to trim the side burns of this thread :lol:

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07 Nov 2010, 3:11 am

Narocos300 wrote:

you could allways borrow my Shaver to trim the side burns of this thread :lol:

Why thank you!

Btw, I want a donut.

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07 Nov 2010, 3:19 am

You're a very funny guy, TFOB!! !

Don't ever change.

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07 Nov 2010, 3:35 am

Keep an eye on hale_boop´s thread http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt142391.html, your thread has met its rival.

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07 Nov 2010, 3:48 am

spongy wrote:

Keep an eye on hale_boop´s thread http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt142391.html, your thread has met its rival.

Hell, I can't compete that!

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08 Nov 2010, 9:44 am

((echo))

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11 Nov 2010, 2:08 pm

spongy wrote:

Keep an eye on hale_boop´s thread http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt142391.html, your thread has met its rival.

man , I give up. I knew it I wouldn't compete that.

This thread is already covered by body hair.

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