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19 Apr 2011, 11:57 am

...or any guys with..... on here ?

Seriously, instead of keep having multiple threads such as "Is there any girl with Bipolar disorder?" , "I want an AS girl" , "Any guy with a Münchausen syndrome by proxy?", "Any girl living in Afghanistan?" ,why not all grouping these requests in one thread?! !

Ladies and gentlemen, put you "love orders" here and now !

Stay tuned for promotional offers!

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19 Apr 2011, 2:21 pm

Alright then.

Is there a girl here who understands nuclear physics, and is willing to help me complete my construction of my giant nuclear bomb, large enough to destroy a whole continent, oh, and also to marry me and live happily ever after??

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19 Apr 2011, 2:26 pm

I'm afraid that someone might actually reply to Simono's request!

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19 Apr 2011, 7:11 pm

Simonono wrote:

I have an interest in Nuclear physics. I don't want to blow anything up though, except maybe an island of rapists.

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19 Apr 2011, 7:40 pm

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I'm game to learn - but only if you're willing to attend biologically and chemically related lectures with me and assist as I gather ideas for my future career of synthesizing custom organisms / possible bio-organic weapons.
... Oh, and the happily ever after thing too, I guess. :lol:

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19 Apr 2011, 8:44 pm

Radical leftist males. Must hold consistent non-hierarchical values.

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19 Apr 2011, 8:47 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

Simonono wrote:

I have an interest in Nuclear physics. I don't want to blow anything up though, except maybe an island of rapists.

Could you include the Westboro Baptist Church, the Taliban and the Lord's Resistance Army with them? That would be real swell!

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19 Apr 2011, 8:51 pm

Hmmmm.....

I dunno, a girl who doesn't care who she befriends and has an understanding to everyone they meet (kind of like me...the person has to have a criminal record to make me judgemental but I accept almost everyone despite their flaws).

I guess she has to be pretty strong physically (since I am a broad dude) who's about my height and although not necessarily fat, has some chubbiness (an average woman) to her body...fantastic legs and really beautiful eyes.

Her interests can be anything...as I don't care about what she likes as long as she is open to almost all hobbies and interests...and accepts my hobbies as much as I accept hers.

All I ask for is a girl who appreciates what I value as well as I sharing hers...and having the odd cute eccentric thing she does to make me squee~.

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19 Apr 2011, 9:29 pm

Is there a girl that likes me?

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19 Apr 2011, 11:49 pm

Are there any human females here? preferably with an interest in computers.

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20 Apr 2011, 2:10 am

Titangeek wrote:

Are there any human females here? preferably with an interest in computers.

I'm Vulcan.

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20 Apr 2011, 2:34 am

I want a Vulcan girl yet emotional, maybe an earth-raised Vulcan would do.

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20 Apr 2011, 5:33 pm

Can I please have a pretty girl with a big butt, that loves to cook good food for me, and is willing to cuddle with me while I watch my favorite TV shows, and kiss me at random times for no reason, with a side of mozzarella sticks please? With extra garlic too.

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20 Apr 2011, 5:37 pm

Bethie wrote:

Titangeek wrote:

Are there any human females here? preferably with an interest in computers.

I'm Vulcan.

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20 Apr 2011, 6:42 pm

Ha ha! I've already described both myself and him somewhere else:

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I was deadly serious. I need a husband.

I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.

He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.

Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?

LOL

I guess I place it here. :oops:

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20 Apr 2011, 7:17 pm

I would like to meet a girl as depressed as I am.

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