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27 Mar 2012, 6:41 pm

Ok Ill start.

Are you a thief? cause you stolen my heart.



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27 Mar 2012, 6:42 pm

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.


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27 Mar 2012, 6:45 pm

Im Irish do you wana get lucky.



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27 Mar 2012, 6:46 pm

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


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27 Mar 2012, 6:47 pm

"Word has it you have a vagina tucked away in those little pants, but I am one of those 'see-it-to-believe-it' kind of guys. Care to prove my skepticism unwarranted, ma'am?"

"Nice dress. I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"Girl, you should sell hotdogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand"


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27 Mar 2012, 6:49 pm

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?


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27 Mar 2012, 6:53 pm

Vigilans wrote:
"Word has it you have a vagina tucked away in those little pants, but I am one of those 'see-it-to-believe-it' kind of guys. Care to prove my skepticism unwarranted, ma'am?"

"Nice dress. I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"Girl, you should sell hotdogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand"


:lol:

Ive got a idea ill be the quarterback you can be my wide reciever :wink:



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27 Mar 2012, 6:55 pm

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

I'll be at this thread frequently I think. :P


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27 Mar 2012, 6:58 pm

I think I got the blue balls will you check to make sure that I dont.



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27 Mar 2012, 7:03 pm

Trigas wrote:
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

I'll be at this thread frequently I think. :P


Ohhh, man, my friend from Tennessee used that on like 300 people one some dating website... :roll:

Here's one I learned that I just HAD to use on someone before I died:
"I just sh*t my pants. Can I get in yours?"



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27 Mar 2012, 7:08 pm

Id like to give you a oral exam some time :wink:



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27 Mar 2012, 7:57 pm

I'm looking for a casual sexual encounter and thought you looked approachable. I'm disease free. Are you? 1 in 4 have an STD, you know. Genital herpes can be very painful. My place or yours? If you smoke, it'll have to be yours. My cat has asthma. Do you have any pets? Hey, where are you going?


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27 Mar 2012, 8:11 pm

Im like a airplane coming in for a landing do you mind if I land on you?



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27 Mar 2012, 8:14 pm

You remind me of apple juice, 'cause you are so Very Fine :lol:



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27 Mar 2012, 8:48 pm

*point at her skirt* "nice hat. lets try it on"


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27 Mar 2012, 9:10 pm

"I've got a small d***, how bout a pity f***? :P


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