this is payback for all the women who dont want to date me

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richardbenson
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27 May 2007, 5:07 pm

not only am i HIV negative, i have $10,000. :D

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27 May 2007, 5:12 pm

Congratulations for not being HIV Positive. :)



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27 May 2007, 5:14 pm

thanks! i was worried as hell some girl i met offline who i had unprotected sex with gave me AIDS. it such a relief to know she didnt. i'll never do that again


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27 May 2007, 5:14 pm

That's good.



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27 May 2007, 5:19 pm

yeah, when i get a webcam i might post my bankstatements.
That will show the b*****s 8)



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27 May 2007, 5:22 pm

I don't have much money.
But I do have some really cool stuff.
And a cat.
Oh and I don't have AIDS either.



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27 May 2007, 5:26 pm

Any woman you'd want to date wouldn't care about your bank statement. Any woman who cares about your bank statement is a sucking leech you should try to avoid.



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27 May 2007, 5:30 pm

You are so funny!! Have you thought about offering free beer to any woman who would date you, as an incentive? Or, like banks do it, maybe a toaster? I think any woman would have you based upon your original personality and chutzpah alone! You're okay, RB.


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27 May 2007, 5:37 pm

wendytheweird wrote:
Any woman you'd want to date wouldn't care about your bank statement. Any woman who cares about your bank statement is a sucking leech you should try to avoid.


Some of us are looking for sucking leeches though.



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27 May 2007, 5:38 pm

It goes to show that not only have you not got HIV, but you also have sense when showing off your bank statement, by obscuring account details. Of course, that would also be a turn-off to many women, shoving that statement in their faces....


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27 May 2007, 5:40 pm

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not only am i HIV negative, i have $10,000.


Well, you've sure shown them.


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27 May 2007, 5:41 pm

wendytheweird wrote:
Any woman you'd want to date wouldn't care about your bank statement. Any woman who cares about your bank statement is a sucking leech you should try to avoid.


my bankstatement is the only interesting thing about me.
unlike rb ive never thought of showing it online before.
of course you are right, but he is still a hero :lol:



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27 May 2007, 5:45 pm

I don't have $10,000, but I own a home that would sell for at least $120,000 in today's market.

... okay, scratch that. There's a building that's several years older a few blocks away from here going condo, and the individual units are smaller than mine by about 10 square metres. And they're listing for more than $140,000. I could get at least that much.


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27 May 2007, 5:46 pm

sounded wrote:
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not only am i HIV negative, i have $10,000.

Well, you've sure shown them.
yes, yes i have :D


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27 May 2007, 5:48 pm

Quatermass wrote:
It goes to show that not only have you not got HIV, but you also have sense when showing off your bank statement, by obscuring account details. Of course, that would also be a turn-off to many women, shoving that statement in their faces....


Better than some things he could shove in their faces. :P



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27 May 2007, 5:49 pm

Kosmonaut wrote:
wendytheweird wrote:
Any woman you'd want to date wouldn't care about your bank statement. Any woman who cares about your bank statement is a sucking leech you should try to avoid.


my bankstatement is the only interesting thing about me.
unlike rb ive never thought of showing it online before.
of course you are right, but he is still a hero :lol:


You like negative numbers too?