Why wouldn't you date the user above you?
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


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chrissyrun wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
You have a thread here to boost your post count Chrissy. All you have to do is copy and paste "Not a Mormon" into the box and hit submit every time someone bumps it. Save those words in a word document. 



Hahaha, that made me laugh so hard.
Hey, I may not just be here to boost post count

Plus I am trying to think of different ones.
As for you..I couldn't date someone who keeps unraveling my evil plans

Bahaha.

chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


Couldn't agree more.

_________________
If Jesus died for my sins, then I should sin as much as possible, so he didn't die for nothing.
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


Couldn't agree more.

Meh. Though we would know more than a coupla greenies like the exs, for the long-distance aspect

But still a challenge

_________________
Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


Couldn't agree more.

Meh. Though we would know more than a coupla greenies like the exs, for the long-distance aspect

But still a challenge

Greenies? Isn't that a dog treat?

_________________
If Jesus died for my sins, then I should sin as much as possible, so he didn't die for nothing.
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


Couldn't agree more.

Meh. Though we would know more than a coupla greenies like the exs, for the long-distance aspect

But still a challenge

Greenies? Isn't that a dog treat?

Nice way to change the subject

Greenie is anybody inexperienced. I assumed since they were exes....they were not experienced enough to keep people like us around.

_________________
Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


Couldn't agree more.

Meh. Though we would know more than a coupla greenies like the exs, for the long-distance aspect

But still a challenge

Greenies? Isn't that a dog treat?

Nice way to change the subject

Greenie is anybody inexperienced. I assumed since they were exes....they were not experienced enough to keep people like us around.

Haha, honestly I never heard the phrase before, I was gonna ask about that.
Hey.. I'm inexperienced, but still, I at least put effort into the relationship, she put in none whatsoever.

_________________
If Jesus died for my sins, then I should sin as much as possible, so he didn't die for nothing.
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a girl that could beat me up 



He may be 21, but he feels 30....whereas I'm 19, but I feel 15...that's a big age difference.

Exactly, I'm not a pedophile so I'll pass

Haha, I guess. But you aren't my same religion.


And my eyes aren't blue

^Because my eyes are too brown for her

Haha, contacts?

Good point.. so let's see.. need to get some blue contacts and start studying up on my mormon

Sure...but lets see how far in you get into the religion and figure out it is too challenging for you.

Even then you're still way out of my league




Guess I better study up then

Oh, and it's kind of hard to have a long-distance relationship....as both of us have realized recently with other encounters.


Couldn't agree more.

Meh. Though we would know more than a coupla greenies like the exs, for the long-distance aspect

But still a challenge

Greenies? Isn't that a dog treat?

Nice way to change the subject

Greenie is anybody inexperienced. I assumed since they were exes....they were not experienced enough to keep people like us around.

Haha, honestly I never heard the phrase before, I was gonna ask about that.
Hey.. I'm inexperienced, but still, I at least put effort into the relationship, she put in none whatsoever.

Yea, picked it up somewhere

Your relationship:
Boy + effort
Girl 0 effort
My relationship:
Boy - effort
Girl + effort
That's just bad math.

Anyways, now both of us have some experience

_________________
Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.
886 wrote:
*kills quotes*
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do
(and what not to do)
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do

(and what not to do)
Haha, I had a feeling you were gonna kill it then.


Precisely.
This is funny, we have turned this thread into relationships 101.

Anyways, I wouldn't date ya because you kill quotes.

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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
*kills quotes*
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do
(and what not to do)
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do

(and what not to do)
Haha, I had a feeling you were gonna kill it then.


Precisely.
This is funny, we have turned this thread into relationships 101.

Anyways, I wouldn't date ya because you kill quotes.

I wouldn't date ya because you derail threads. :p
_________________
If Jesus died for my sins, then I should sin as much as possible, so he didn't die for nothing.
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
*kills quotes*
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do
(and what not to do)
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do

(and what not to do)
Haha, I had a feeling you were gonna kill it then.


Precisely.
This is funny, we have turned this thread into relationships 101.

Anyways, I wouldn't date ya because you kill quotes.

I wouldn't date ya because you derail threads. :p
I wouldn't date ya because you DON'T de-rail threads.
I wouldn't date the other guy because he swears.

_________________
Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
*kills quotes*
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do
(and what not to do)
Exactly, we have experience, so when we meet the right person we'll know what to do

(and what not to do)
Haha, I had a feeling you were gonna kill it then.


Precisely.
This is funny, we have turned this thread into relationships 101.

Anyways, I wouldn't date ya because you kill quotes.

I wouldn't date ya because you derail threads. :p
I wouldn't date ya because you DON'T de-rail threads.
I wouldn't date the other guy because he swears.

I wouldn't date ya because you burn me too much.

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If Jesus died for my sins, then I should sin as much as possible, so he didn't die for nothing.
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