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I didn't go to journalism school to bother with "facts" and "truthful claims." In fact, I didn't go to journalism school at all. I am here to smear people with baseless assertions and outright lies, and by god that's what I'm going to do.

Speaking of which, I've heard that MrMark likes to drink the blood of orphan children.

Lol, I like having my neck bitten .

His grandfather was best friends with Adolf Hitler. He was the mastermind behind several terrorist attacks. Worst of all, he never rewinds his videos before returning them to the video rental place.

Werbert... you're digging a deeper hole! I love evil geniuses .

I heard he was the guy that opened up Pandora's box creating all the evil in the
world or maybe it was he rigged his cable tv box for free cable?

Well, good morning to you three.

Oh, yeah? No sensory issues, huh?


My grandfather was a drunk who beat my father and his brother and their mother, probably to death. I don't know the details. No wonder my father was such a terrorist. I'm not a terrorist, but I'm still finding ways to get into trouble at my old job. I don't rent videos, I borrow them from the Library. I have two Bulwinkles right now. I need them for source material for the fractured fairy tales I'm working on. And I always rewind my videos. If I don't rewind them at home I have to rewind them at work.


A half-truth.


I have satellite, and it's included in the rent. 500 channels of s**t. I wish my rent was lower.

Admit it mrmark! You actually rule the world and control all human existence from those library stacks, don't you?

Rulership of the world I live in is shared between my conscious and sub-conscious mind. They are often at cross-purposes with one another, which would explain why we so often appear to have MPD. (NO IT DOESN'T!) Shuddup! (NO, YOU SHUDDUP!)

So you are a lady's men, as opposed to a lady's man?

I'm not sure I'd claim to be either.

If you're neither fish nor fowl, does that make you tofu?

Now you're just being silly!

I thought you were a silly guy. Or are the garter and heels grimly serious?

Hey, I had nothing to do with the garter and heels, I swear!

Then how did you get a picture of werbert's legs??????!

Bopp got a picture of my legs by asking for it.