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31 Jul 2015, 12:22 am

I want to ask her out but I am too damn shy even thoguth she is flirting me and hitting on me! Gah this is frustrating maybe i need to get high or drunk then I wont be so shy then ask her out!


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31 Jul 2015, 5:04 am

AspieOtaku wrote:
I want to ask her out but I am too damn shy even thoguth she is flirting me and hitting on me! Gah this is frustrating maybe i need to get high or drunk then I wont be so shy then ask her out!

Practice in your head what to say to her and if you need to get high, get high.



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03 Aug 2015, 8:15 am

AspieOtaku wrote:
I want to ask her out but I am too damn shy even thoguth she is flirting me and hitting on me! Gah this is frustrating maybe i need to get high or drunk then I wont be so shy then ask her out!
ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! The senior drill instructor is telling you to ask that girl out on the double AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

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03 Aug 2015, 8:28 am

And do it SOBER!



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03 Aug 2015, 8:48 am

:lol:


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03 Aug 2015, 9:02 am

First the rule for age differences is something like, divide by two and add seven. If she is younger than that, it generally is creepy, but feel free to deviate.

Second, just ask her out. This is a system with patterns that you might eventually come to understand. In fact the first five dates with someone can probably be scripted and practiced enough that it no longer seems mysterious.



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03 Aug 2015, 9:10 am

I don't find the age difference major. He's in his early 30's; she's in her early 20's, I believe.

She's definitely not "underage" in a legal sense.

My father married somebody 25 years his junior. No stigma attached to it.



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03 Aug 2015, 10:10 am

The worst she can do is say no.


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03 Aug 2015, 1:23 pm

I agree. Do not delay! Follow the orders above and you may find it's one of the best things you ever did!


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07 Aug 2015, 2:13 pm

this would be a dream come true for me



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25 Aug 2015, 10:59 pm

I tried to ask her out but I froze and my face turned super red like santa clauses suit and I got all sweaty and nervous and chickened out, I will try again once I gather more courage!


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26 Aug 2015, 2:56 am

I bought this comic book recently, the cover art made me get it, lol, the woman on the cover of it is pretty hot, I would post the pic here but I don't know how to do it, it's of the Beavis and Butt-Head comics from the 90's published by Marvel, it's titled "Ambushed by the American Amazons"



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26 Aug 2015, 3:32 am

You can do it AspieOtaku. You're more powerful than you know. Just amp yourself up and ask.


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