"Friends with benefits" is nonsense.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:09 pm

I didn't like coffee the first time I tried it 18 years ago and guess what? I still don't like coffee and have no desire to try it again no matter how good some people say it taste.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:16 pm

Three headed red duck wasn't offering you any coffee.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:20 pm

What are the benefits of having a three headed duck as a friend?

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26 Oct 2013, 1:28 pm

It's different for everyone...everyone experiences the three headed red duck in a different way.

He/she/they fills my duckiness void. I was just empty and unhappy before.

And when we go to a restaurant, I pay for nothing...

Everything goes on the bill :lol:

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26 Oct 2013, 1:29 pm

octobertiger wrote:

Three headed red duck wasn't offering you any coffee.

I wouldn't take it even if it were offered.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:31 pm

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That actually made me laugh out loud.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:32 pm

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Try having sex with it. That'll make things even better.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:37 pm

babybird wrote:

octobertiger wrote:

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Ladies and Gentleman we have a humour match!

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26 Oct 2013, 1:40 pm

IlovemyAspie wrote:

octobertiger wrote:

Try having sex with it. That'll make things even better.

There's scope for a new thread topic there. :wink:

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26 Oct 2013, 1:41 pm

IlovemyAspie wrote:

Try having sex with it. That'll make things even better.

Look, just because a three headed red duck isn't offering you coffee that you don't want anyway, doesn't mean you can take it out on anyone else.

I think it's great that you want to share your happiness with another person, to fill a void. Clearly you're a very happy person indeed.

Thank you for your sage advice. :lol:

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26 Oct 2013, 1:44 pm

Does sage go with duck?

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26 Oct 2013, 1:45 pm

leafplant wrote:

Ladies and Gentleman we have a humour match!

:!:

Is this official notice that your sulk has now ended? Could it be!?!

taking oneself too seriously is dangerous, IMO. Just ask the three headed red duck.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:48 pm

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Does sage go with duck?

Sage goes with whoever she chooses. She is an empowered young herb.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:49 pm

Marcia wrote:

IlovemyAspie wrote:

You aren't born with voids they develop. It's a need for something that is missing. Not everyone feels their life is missing something.

And some people are aware that there is something missing in their lives, acknowledge that it hurts, and are ok with that. Being ok with that lets them move on.

I choose to do something about it. Otherwise I will regret not doing it. I mean going after things that are missing because many of them are achieveable with the right attitude and right amount of work.

Pain is not permanent it can heal. Like they say "This too shall pass". Your horrible feelings can change and you can be happy. but it takes work. Only worry about the things you can change and accept the things you cannot change. If something is missing and you can get it why not try and fight for it. If it is reasonable than you should go after it. Just my belief.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:52 pm

octobertiger wrote:

babybird wrote:

Does sage go with duck?

Sage goes with whoever she chooses. She is an empowered young herb.

She must have plenty of FWBs then.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:55 pm

babybird wrote:

IlovemyAspie wrote:

octobertiger wrote:

Try having sex with it. That'll make things even better.

There's scope for a new thread topic there. :wink:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt243540.html

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