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14 Oct 2023, 5:56 pm

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Dating is SO difficult! I’ve given it up altogether.


It sure is.

I wish:

I could help my friend be less heartbroken and that I knew what advice to give.

I liked the people who like me.

I could find work ASAP and get my own place.

I didn't have to make up stories and I could just tell people that I'm going on dates.

That dating apps didn't make me feel so beaten down.

If only. At this rate I'll get nowhere.


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15 Oct 2023, 1:42 pm

Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard.
He tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred.
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.

- "The Highwayman" by Alfred Noyes :heart:



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17 Oct 2023, 12:56 pm

les choses que nous faisons par amour


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19 Oct 2023, 8:24 am

A special lady is sitting on my lap right now.






































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06 Nov 2023, 12:00 pm

My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.


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06 Nov 2023, 12:05 pm

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My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.


This is why dating is bad in Texas


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06 Nov 2023, 12:48 pm

So many things could go wrong, and they are against divorce.


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06 Nov 2023, 1:29 pm

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My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.


Seems surprising. Not even nude statues at art museums? Or anatomy books for that matter. Sex ed? :?

School textbooks are full of doodles of that nature. :lol:


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06 Nov 2023, 2:07 pm

She’s never been to an art museum.

She was homeschooled, so sex ed was very basic, like mine was. No visual aids were involved. :lol:


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06 Nov 2023, 2:14 pm

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My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.

Whilst I try to respect people’s religious beliefs, I find it highly irresponsible that they place such outdated views on their parishioners.



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06 Nov 2023, 2:17 pm

I respect people until they give me a reason not to. Some beliefs aren’t worthy of respect.


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06 Nov 2023, 3:36 pm

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She’s never been to an art museum.

She was homeschooled, so sex ed was very basic, like mine was. No visual aids were involved. :lol:


Ah. That explains it.

Personally I had to sit through sex ed twice. A new program was rolled out whilst I was in education to make sex ed more standardised across the country. So those of us who had sat through the outdated material had to repeat the lesson.

The first time around had diagrams and a PowerPoint presentation. Mostly about STDs. Whereas the second time around it was just an online knowledge test. It was far less judgemental though. The first time was focused on abstinence until heterosexual marriage. I was told that gay people shouldn't have sex, which wasn't a great lesson to sit through as a closeted person at the time.

I also went to art museums as a teen for my art GCSE work. So I saw a fair amount of nudity.


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06 Nov 2023, 4:18 pm

Did your cousin ever babysit little boys?
Is that forbidden, too?


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06 Nov 2023, 4:28 pm

DirkGently69 wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.

Whilst I try to respect people’s religious beliefs, I find it highly irresponsible that they place such outdated views on their parishioners.


Sometimes I think that, for some, religion is mostly an excuse to avoid sex.


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06 Nov 2023, 4:57 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
DirkGently69 wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.

Whilst I try to respect people’s religious beliefs, I find it highly irresponsible that they place such outdated views on their parishioners.


Sometimes I think that, for some, religion is mostly an excuse to avoid sex.

I’ve not seen that.


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06 Nov 2023, 4:58 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Did your cousin ever babysit little boys?
Is that forbidden, too?

It’s not forbidden. I’m not sure if she ever had the opportunity to babysit any boys. I’ve had no contact with her for many years. I’ve heard this secondhand through my mom and from snippets I’ve overheard in their zoom calls.


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