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Zeppelin Rocks!! !!

Hah, I would give anything for someone that would actually think of me at least once a week or at least appreciate me.

But these sort of things have already been identified and dealt with, the conclusion? I gotta keep on taking the crap and return little. Maybe when I move to America i'll just find some dumb blonde to manipulate so I can at least feel something however admittedly I would prefer a female with a personality or a sense of individualism

Hi all... I'm 28, female, and extremely weird, I guess... Have never really been on a date (and yet men yell obscene comments at me from their cars daily!). I had one online "relationship" that ended very badly... haven't had much better luck meeting people online than FtF.

I'm just posting this as an experiment, I guess (posted a few messages in the members only section a few months ago...). I'm sort of down on humanity right now. Maybe I should try to be more active here.

(me at a DAR event)

for the truly morbidly curious, my homepage is at: http://www.missouri.edu/~jeb4c4/

Are you the one on the left or right?

I'm not the Revolutionary soldier...

danlo-- The testing went well--confirmed what I already knew (they basically used information my psychiatrist had already collected, combined with blood work [to look for Fragile X Syndrome and the like, which I knew I didn't have]). I didn't have to pay for it, and I thought it would be a good idea to have evidence of thorough testing in the remote possibility that I ever had to seek help of any kind from the government. My first two half-time jobs/assistantships here at my university weren't the best experiences, socially/politically.

The Revolutionary soldier is married, I believe. (Not to me!)

DAMN!

My name is colin mengel. I live in michigan, Garden City.

I like to learn. I like movies, comedy hours, reading, pornography, online games, computer games, video games, animals, philosophy, anime, roleplaying games, stormy weather, writing and dozens of other things that don't at the moment come to mind.

I am very open minded and introspective, and I actively work to make myself as open minded as possible. I particularly am interested in psychology and human cognition.

I enjoy drugs and alcohol(fairly infrequently).

I am not religious and I consider organized religion to be a bad idea. I wouldn't mind learning about any religion's lessons and philosophies and maybe it's stories but my basic philosophy is that believing in God isn't very important and i think God would agree.

I am 6'2" and 230 somethin' pounds. I am an XXY male, which means that I have breasts, and i'm sterile. I wouldn't mind having kids, but if you want 'em we're probabally gonna need some help, or adopt.

I plan to become a teacher and continue learning in college forever.

I am not very interested in sex, but I am VERY interested in cuddling. If time would allow i would gladly cuddle for days at a time.

I'm hoping to find someone who is intelligent and would like to play games with me, watch movies with me, and talk to me about themselves, and would like to cuddle with me. And doesn't mind that I have the social skills of a rock.

*being totally open*

I'm a single English male, 32, southern accent varying from posh upper class to London accent.

I've never had a relationship, I don't like being touched at all, but I'd like to find a woman who I could trust enough that I could hold her.

I have little interest in sex, but I am a secret romantic and I have had some poetry published in the past.

I love studying, I'm obsessed with learning on the net about everything.

I cannot stand modern music, I love 80s pop music and classical music.

I'm 5'9", brown hair, blue eyes, good looking (by consent of my peers, I don't have a webcam or an e-type camera).

I'm 140 pounds, very slim.

I love 80s rock and pop music, 70s sci fi, fantasy literature.

I write poetry sometimes, usually either romantic ballads or grim and heavy realism.

It'd be nice to meet a lady that we can share the real people we are together, drop the facade adopted to cope with life and let our souls touch.

I'm still human, despite my efforts to turn myself to stone, and I still want to find love.

...

That was the hardest thing I've ever written.

Being honest to myself at last about my emotions.

*much to think about*

I'm a nineteen year old girl living in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. I am bored. VERY bored. I am also single.

Although half the time I am under the impression that all guys suck, I'm still hoping that some don't! I just seem to get to know the dodgy ones! The following is a list of things that you, as a charming young man, will NOT do! (Note: this is all from personal experience!)

* You will not promise me that I'm the love of your life and then fall for someone else on a camp, leading you to break up with me and get with her a few weeks later, pretending that it wasn't all because of her.

* You will not physically throw me out of your house on a whim, leaving me a sobbing heap on the ground where I have banged my head HARD on the stone porch.

* You will not believe that you are the lord of the underworld and all darkness and chaos. (This includes not indulging in behavious such as using a wooden staff or your fists to punch walls. This also includes not shooting imaginary arrows at the wheels of moving cars, throwing imaginary ninja stars or hurling imaginary fire/energy balls at passing pedestrians...)

* You will not break up with me every second day, and then get back together with me everything third day.

* You will not break up with me after being intimate only hours before, simply because I begin crying because of sheer exhaustion.

* You will not then threaten to murder my best friend in the hope that I will be so miserable that I will commit suicide, thus ridding the world of my pestulance. Nor will you threaten to murder me with a fire hydrant cat. Nor will you talk of cutting your father's brake lines. Nor will you claim to have killed another person.

* You will not be so paranoid and untrusting that you disassociate with your best friend because you had a dream about him 'backstabbing' you. (As a general rule, there should be more people in your life who you feel HAVEN'T backstabbed you than you feel have.)

* You will not tell me off for not broadcasting that I have mental/neurological/whatever issues.

* If and when I *do* choose to be more open about my mental health, you will NOT make remarks to me such as 'you never should have been let out of the mental assylum' or 'you should spend the rest of your life in the psychiatric assylum'.

* You will not go talking about me behind my back. A relationship is just not working when you spend more time asking my mother what is wrong with me than spending time with me.

* You will under no circumstances, no matter how difficult the breakup, say to me that the only reason you stayed with me was because you pitied my family having to 'deal' with me alone.

* You will not shrug your shoulders when your 'best friend' tells me I shouldn't be with you because one day you might want children and CLEARLY I am unfit to have children as they might have Bi-Polar. (The young man in question did however back down, because in the future there might be tests to pick up such things, and I could just have an abortion. It must be noted that the information gained by the 'best friend' will have been passed on by yours truly...)

* You will not then come to me to whinge and whine about how awful your best friend is TO YOU!

* You will not lie. Ever. Period. Especially when it is regarding matters of the heart.

* You will not try to fix me.

* It is preferable that you will not have spent your time months prior to meeting me engaging in illegal drag racing and sleeping with 'prizes' for the races you won.

* You will not, immediately after meeting me, beging to send sms's calling me your 'sweet babe'. Upon being informed that I am only looking for friendship, you will not then proceed to send me sms's of abuse.

Erm... I think that's about it! *blinks* Oh yeah, and don't ask me what I'm thinking unless you actually want to know.

Sorry bout that guys, guess I still have a bit of a bleeding heart eh? As for me, I'm a very liberal Christian who has screwed up many a time. I love cats, I have a passion for Auslan and Deaf Culture, and I love bumming round on the internet.

If you wish to change my opinion about guys and prove to me that nice ones DO exist, feel free to contact me!

PhoenixKitten, that post is hialrious!!

I like this bit the most...

You will not believe that you are the lord of the underworld and all darkness and chaos. (This includes not indulging in behavious such as using a wooden staff or your fists to punch walls. This also includes not shooting imaginary arrows at the wheels of moving cars, throwing imaginary ninja stars or hurling imaginary fire/energy balls at passing pedestrians...)