What do you wear on a blind date?

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09 Apr 2023, 12:19 pm

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil: )

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09 Apr 2023, 12:26 pm

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09 Apr 2023, 12:29 pm

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09 Apr 2023, 12:34 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil:

)

But…

Darth Vader is your father.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:35 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil:

)

But…

Darth Vader is your father.

Meh.

Could be worse.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:35 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil:

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I don't know who that is. Don't judge me. :twisted:

I know he lives in the sky and presumably walks on it.
Does he have a cape?

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09 Apr 2023, 12:36 pm

^^^^ That's a bit deep. It just occurred to me that the phrase was coined from this film.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:36 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil:

)

I don't know who that is. Don't judge me. :twisted:

I know he lives in the sky and presumably walks on it.
Does he have a cape?

He wears a cape sometimes. It depends on the outfit.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:37 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil:

)

But…

Darth Vader is your father.

Meh.

Could be worse.

I expected a crying “NooooOooo” reaction.

Boring autistics…

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09 Apr 2023, 12:39 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

I am secretly in love with Luke Skywalker. (Don’t judge me! :evil:

)

But…

Darth Vader is your father.

Meh.

Could be worse.

I expected a crying “NooooOooo” reaction.

Boring autistics…

Full of such disappointments life is.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:45 pm

Meh, I can’t make my evil laugh now.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:47 pm

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:48 pm

Maybe you can make a foreskin jumper?

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09 Apr 2023, 12:50 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Maybe you can make a foreskin jumper?

I’m not that good at sewing.

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09 Apr 2023, 12:55 pm

*Resists urge to post jumping jolly pecker gif*

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09 Apr 2023, 12:57 pm

I knew that guy! The Penis with Feet!

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