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I am a 24 year old man in England and I’m employed full time. I read a lot (horror, sci fi, fantasy, classic lit) and I like films as well.

I also like Nintendo and I studied history.

I am medium build and 6ft 2

I am perfection incarnate.

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And don't you forget it.

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48 years old, but I learn things at my own pace
started tying my shoes in 1981
started riding a bicycle w/o training wheels in 1982
developed an obsession listening & charting music 1985/1986
actually made eye contact with a female in 1998
Started a business in 2001 with my large comic collection, with help of my parents
Started driving and dating in 2006
had first real relationship in 2019, I think it ended last weekend, but there was a lot of breaks in between.
starting a new career in November 2020 currently anxious
I had many I will never learn to this or that...it just takes forever sometimes

Ohhh I like these threads. Sometimes.

Hi I am a mysterious oddity that comes to these forums sometimes when I can be bothered.

There is a pretty nasty cat scratch on my wrist at the moment that makes me look like I'm mentally ill which isn't great when going out to dinners with family so I'm having to be like LOOK WHAT THIS LITTLE PRICK DID TO ME *sigh* He doesn't normally attack me like ever but when he does he's a vicious little s**t.

I have an insatiable lust for the sacred texts of our lord and prophet Pepe.

I really cannot be bothered with cleaning my car so I make my husband do it for me. Once there was a spider in it and I ended up driving his car for a week instead.

The colour orange gives me cringe vibes and reminds me of the 70s (sorry not sorry).

For some reason there is random scaffolding put up in our back garden and we don't know why or where it has come from so every day I'm having to get up and try to catch out whoever put it there. When I find them they are gonna get the biggest bollocking of their lives for not asking permission. Karen mode engaged.

I can cook tasty food and make a lovely Sunday dinner. Tonight I am doing cheese nachos, more cheese, cheese, and mince meat with a ton of spicy salsa sauce and cheese.

I am completely omniscient at making British tea. I do the tea good. TEA GOOD. TEA.

Other than that I'm mostly working, we sell and fix luxury cars to the rich people (no I'm not allowed to kidnap them soz). I do all the typey type and pictures. I am also the accountant *insert tiktok accountant song*

My brain doesn't want to do more thinking right now *shrug* Gonna go back to watching Ava on Netflix.

Farewell.

I have zero interest in today's music charts and have not had such for the last 30 years.

thank god for youtube so i can hear the greatest stuff from the past.

I hate my given name with such a passion that I changed it and will never reveal it.

I hated all my various last names, due to either hating or being disgusted by the men they were attached to. Especially my "maiden" name which would be my father's last name, who was the most destructive of all.

So I thought about taking my mother's maiden name, until I realized that is also a man's name. Why couldn't have I have my own name, just for me.

So I now have my given first name and a last name that originally was my middle name. I am happy with this solution.

Except I don't really like my first name either...

I like being an emcee because it's an excuse to always have yet another new name. Like when Burt Reynolds changed his name to Turd Ferguson.

I am Neff, and I am an addict!

i really would like mr. arthur itis to go bother somebody else now. but actually, i wouldn't wish that on anybody no matter how awful a person they were. so i just wish that mr. arthur itis would retreat to the cornfield to stay.