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05 Sep 2009, 8:47 am

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Also, I feel that if I don't have the checklist, I am worried that I will feel the need to be authoritarian and have the final say on everything in a relationship.

Well, just marry a Conservative Christian then. As the husband, your word will be Commandment.

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05 Sep 2009, 9:22 am

Fundies don't watch the Simpsons and South Park, because of the language on those shows. You might as well be trying to get them to watch porn.

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05 Sep 2009, 9:29 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

Also, I feel that if I don't have the checklist, I am worried that I will feel the need to be authoritarian and have the final say on everything in a relationship.

Typical Texas,The Georges W bush way.

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05 Sep 2009, 9:31 am

I worry that I will have to tell someone "I want you to change who you are for me".

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05 Sep 2009, 10:12 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

I worry that I will have to tell someone "I want you to change who you are for me".

I really feel sorry for any woman that comes into your life.

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05 Sep 2009, 10:24 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

I worry that I will have to tell someone "I want you to change who you are for me".

Didn't you say you would only consider dating an Aspie woman? The day you say that to an Aspie woman is the last day you will ever see her.

Of course this would also be true for 99% of NT women. And the 1% of NT women for whom it would not be true are already in a relationship because their malleability makes them very attractive to controlling men.

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05 Sep 2009, 10:43 am

I recon tim is pulling our leg with these threads

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05 Sep 2009, 11:15 am

Don't worry Tim,Granite said that You will find a cute hippie girl

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05 Sep 2009, 11:22 am

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt106864.html

So far, 80% of women, but only 75% of men, like the Simpsons and South Park. I suppose that you might consider yourself fortunate not to be gay. Finding a Conservative Christian gay man who likes Simpsons and South Park might be even tougher.

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05 Sep 2009, 12:16 pm

LePetitPrince wrote:

Don't worry Tim,Granite said that Youl will find a cute hippie girl

The truthfulness of her statements on this matter are suspect, though... she said I would find a gielfriend at some point, something that through my own observations is not likely to come to pass...

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05 Sep 2009, 12:19 pm

Janissy wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

I worry that I will have to tell someone "I want you to change who you are for me".

Let's say she is a right-wing fundamentalist, who thinks that all non-Christians are evil, and refuses to watch any movie beyond a G-rating. How do I convince her to convert to Wicca, become a Goth, and watch movies that are rated NC-17?

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05 Sep 2009, 12:32 pm

pandabear wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Also, I feel that if I don't have the checklist, I am worried that I will feel the need to be authoritarian and have the final say on everything in a relationship.

Well, just marry a Conservative Christian then. As the husband, your word will be Commandment.

It also helps if the woman in question's been lobotomized - makes things so much easier...

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05 Sep 2009, 12:33 pm

Metal_Man wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

I worry that I will have to tell someone "I want you to change who you are for me".

I really feel sorry for any woman that comes into your life.

Ditto, but it's probably a guarantee that she won't stay there very long.

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05 Sep 2009, 12:35 pm

Even though I am a Christian, I feel that other Christians are too close-minded about things. The only way to get them to open their minds is to get them to renounce their faith. That's why I said the stuff I said about changing people.

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05 Sep 2009, 12:36 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

How do I convince her to convert to Wicca, become a Goth, and watch movies that are rated NC-17?

Maybe you ought to do the same thing, then you won't have to do any "converting."

If that fails, you can always purchase her online, inflate her, and have her do whatever you damn well please.

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05 Sep 2009, 12:38 pm

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You're not Christian in any true sense of the word. Jesus would be ashamed, ffs. Stop pretending to be a follower of Christ, and get on with things.

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