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18 Feb 2021, 1:22 pm

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I am a wolf in bed :P

No wonder your wife is tired of removing all that fur from linen :P


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18 Feb 2021, 1:25 pm

A woman once did drag me into her apartment....

Nah...my wife just brushes the fur off :P



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18 Feb 2021, 4:18 pm

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The story about the 500-pound man and the average-weight woman is absolutely true.

Another thing: the guy had an effeminate voice.


The average-weight woman could still have been ugly.



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18 Feb 2021, 4:20 pm

She wasn't! She was rather average-looking.

Why do you always spin things towards the negative?



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18 Feb 2021, 9:17 pm

That was a joke.



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18 Feb 2021, 9:35 pm

All right. Cool.



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18 Feb 2021, 10:27 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
I am a wolf in bed :P

Trying to picture it...
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Today I win the Internet.



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18 Feb 2021, 11:20 pm

dorkseid wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
The story about the 500-pound man and the average-weight woman is absolutely true.

Another thing: the guy had an effeminate voice.


The average-weight woman could still have been ugly.
My girlfriend sometimes watches the show My 600 Pound Life & sometimes the overweight do have attractive partners. I notice that the 1s on there who are most likely to be single or have really bad partners are the overweight who are very dependent, very demanding, & very manipulative. Basically it seems to me that the overweight who are the most limited with relationships & partners are the 1s who have very toxic personalities, personalities so bad that even I would of rejected them when I was singe & desperate even if they were in OK health & fairly independent.


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19 Feb 2021, 10:14 am

Nick wins the Internet!

I might be a Wolf....but I certainly wouldn't go for a child Little Red Riding Hood's age.....



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19 Feb 2021, 10:21 am

r00tb33r wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I am a wolf in bed :P

Trying to picture it...
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Today I win the Internet.

Total downgrade, she looks better in the picture on the wall. <\3


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19 Feb 2021, 10:22 am

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Nick wins the Internet!

I might be a Wolf....but I certainly wouldn't go for a child Little Red Riding Hood's age.....

You're supposed to eat her, though. You'll get sick if she's bigger.


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19 Feb 2021, 10:31 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I am a wolf in bed :P


- Kraftie to rdos: Back in the 70s, I did once long eye contact with a lovely lady in the subway, she dragged me to the abandoned dark tunnel and we had sex wildly!
- Rexi: Let’s be wolves then and let’s make strong wolf puppies like you! Woof! Woof!
- Boo: Please get a room you two.
- hurtloam: .... (browsing silently and awkwardly)
- Pepe: What about skunks?
- Boo: Pepe is supposed to be into cats, not wolves.
- Pepe: You are just a jealous blobfish :mrgreen:

More, please, Master!


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19 Feb 2021, 10:33 am

r00tb33r wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I am a wolf in bed :P

Trying to picture it...
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It's quite tragic she keeps all her apples in one basket.

Gotta make strong puppies of multiple genetic diversity.


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19 Feb 2021, 11:14 am

Rexi wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Nick wins the Internet!

I might be a Wolf....but I certainly wouldn't go for a child Little Red Riding Hood's age.....

You're supposed to eat her, though. You'll get sick if she's bigger.

Maybe The Wolf is more interested in Granny?


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19 Feb 2021, 11:57 am

magz wrote:
Rexi wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Nick wins the Internet!

I might be a Wolf....but I certainly wouldn't go for a child Little Red Riding Hood's age.....

You're supposed to eat her, though. You'll get sick if she's bigger.

Maybe The Wolf is more interested in Granny?

Brittle chewy bones sound like wolf chow.


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19 Feb 2021, 3:43 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I am a wolf in bed :P


- Kraftie to rdos: Back in the 70s, I did once long eye contact with a lovely lady in the subway, she dragged me to the abandoned dark tunnel and we had sex wildly!
- Rexi: Let’s be wolves then and let’s make strong wolf puppies like you! Woof! Woof!
- Boo: Please get a room you two.
- hurtloam: .... (browsing silently and awkwardly)
- Pepe: What about skunks?
- Boo: Pepe is supposed to be into cats, not wolves.
- Pepe: You are just a jealous blobfish :mrgreen:


Well, p*****s, actually. 8)



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