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I stated a fact. Do I care whether you buy it? Eh, why bother...

Church of Ragtime? I can't even count the number of Christians whose core views on God and family I totally agree with -- and some of these people I've never personally met, but have only read their views, and I agree completely with what they described. I'm a mainline conservative Christian; I don't even have a denomination.

More like "Church of Calandale", from the bizarre views you've described...

And, BTW, I wouldn't in a million years want to lead my own congregation. However, I am a member of a congregation, and we all hold the same core beliefs, and we discuss them in detail amongst ourselves every week. We're very open about our doctrines and the science/logic behind them. Far from simply and lazily deciding to conform, we think out and question each view, and explore it fully.

It just cracks me up how ignorant you people are about me!

Thank you Shade13 for the graphic:



For the record I do not agree with the Bible code idea.


The numbers here are indexed words in the original languages.

Genesis 26:5-11 KJV+
[5] Because6118 that834 Abraham85 obeyed8085 my voice,6963 and kept8104 my charge,4931 my commandments,4687 my statutes,2708 and my laws.8451
[6] And Isaac3327 dwelt3427 in Gerar:1642
[7] And the men376 of the place4725 asked7592 him of his wife;802 and he said,559 She1931 is my sister:269 for3588 he feared3372 to say,559 She is my wife;802 lest,6435 said he, the men376 of the place4725 should kill2026 me for5921 Rebekah;7259 because3588 she1931 was fair2896 to look upon.4758
[8] And it came to pass,1961 when3588 he had been there8033 a long748 time,3117 that Abimelech40 king4428 of the Philistines6430 looked out8259 at1157 a window,2474 and saw,7200 and, behold,2009 Isaac3327 was sporting6711 with (853) Rebekah7259 his wife.802
[9] And Abimelech40 called7121 Isaac,3327 and said,559 Behold,2009 of a surety389 she1931 is thy wife:802 and how349 saidst559 thou, She1931 is my sister?269 And Isaac3327 said559 unto413 him, Because3588 I said,559 Lest6435 I die4191 for5921 her.
[10] And Abimelech40 said,559 What4100 is this2063 thou hast done6213 unto us? one259 of the people5971 might lightly4592 have lain7901 with854 thy wife,802 and thou shouldest have brought935 guiltiness817 upon5921 us.
[11] And Abimelech40 charged6680 (853) all3605 his people,5971 saying,559 He that toucheth5060 this2088 man376 or his wife802 shall surely be put to death.4191, 4191

Don't enlighten these people too much. Your choice, but I wouldn't go for it.

There can only be one correct definition and I believe he has it.

Wow, what a pair of smug, self-satisfied, self-righteous know-it-alls.

I can't wait to see the looks on your faces when you're both cast into the lake of fire on Judgment Day because you failed to wear the correct style of religious hat.

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I wouldn't say that, some of them could be. But praying to the "Saints and Mary" has sure got to count against them in the long run.

I'm not going to believe any definition about what is "right" in terms of religion unless it is revealed to me by whatever deity that the religion follows. Yeah, I'm doubting that s**t.

Why? Every human being is flawed. Why am I to believe that any one human being has the message completely right?

(Anyone that says "Because God told me" is going to be ignored. Well, not ignored. I'll be laughing at you, but I likely won't respond.)

No, he doesn't.

Prepare to be told that you are wrong. The reason that will be given is that they are "right."

hahhahaahaha this thread is hilarious

Yeah, and I will never see why they are suppose to be "right" and other sects are not. Clearly their definition of what a real christian is, is just based on the idea that their dogma is the "truth" while other sects are wrong, which is amusing considering some people belonging to the other sects will say the same thing, and the conclusion is... the same thing, Nothing.

The definition of what a true christian based on what Ragtime and parakeet say, doesn't sound right, and tends to end up in prejudice.

But Ragtime says he personally knows God, so probably he told him somehow, I don't know how that worked though, I suppose I must take his word on this.

I suppose they will go to hell for it, right?
I remember Ragtime and you also said that catholics are not "True" Christians.

Multiple definitions can all be the only "REAL" definition at the same time. Look at the photon...