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21 Jan 2010, 9:27 pm

Stinkypuppy wrote:

Magnus wrote:

LOL

Can I see what the application looks like?

I'm guessing it's either

#1
just one question on it: "Do you have a v****a?"

-or-

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"Please check off the boxes that apply to you. You must be able to check off all boxes in order to be considered.

_ You can pat your head and rub your belly at the same time.
_ You know how to speak exactly five sub-Saharan African languages. Those knowing 6+ should not apply, and will not be considered for the Girlfriend position.
_ You own a TV whose pixel resolution is a multiple of pi. This means you are a good person.
_ You eat free-range carrots growing wild in Antarctica. Don't tell me they don't exist. They do. I am always right, and you are wrong and disqualified.
_ You live within 100 meters from me. 100 is in binary.
_ You are always a nice person to everybody.
_ You are sometimes not nice to mean people.
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I think someone hacked his account.

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21 Jan 2010, 10:44 pm

Nah, that can't be right. Someone hacked Alex's account? The only organization capable of such a feat would be the Chinese government, and even they'd probably have trouble. :lol:

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22 Jan 2010, 2:49 am

I'm sure he's serious, and hey, asking out in the open that you're looking for a girlfriend gets straight to the point, and that's way better than the silly and false social stuff to begin with.

Unless of course you like that silly and false social stuff.

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22 Jan 2010, 3:47 am

Aw, that's sweet, the developer using his own site to find a girlfriend.
Hope you find one before Valentine's.

(Do you accept applications for upcoming, fledgling personal gurus?)

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22 Jan 2010, 12:00 pm

here's the application:

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22 Jan 2010, 12:22 pm

This is hilarious. An actual application.

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22 Jan 2010, 1:33 pm

:lmao:

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22 Jan 2010, 1:46 pm

lmao, any chance you could do a male version? :lol:

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22 Jan 2010, 1:50 pm

A mod just told off the admin... LOL

I guess alex is taking advantage of his hard work on the site

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22 Jan 2010, 3:08 pm

Man, I'm not sure whether this thread is serious or not.

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22 Jan 2010, 5:11 pm

Zara wrote:

Man, I'm not sure whether this thread is serious or not.

I think it's the center lane this time. :lol:

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22 Jan 2010, 7:16 pm

I don't see why he wouldn't get tons of responses. It's a funny application. Someone needs to seriously fill this out.

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23 Jan 2010, 8:44 am

Magnus wrote:

I don't see why he wouldn't get tons of responses. It's a funny application. Someone needs to seriously fill this out.

thanks!

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23 Jan 2010, 9:47 am

Lol well it made me laugh - I'd automatically fail it though, my breasts are pathetic. Also I think writing in the previous boyfriends section, "we're still together, I just thought this was funny" wouldn't get me too many points either!
He'd approve though - he got dragged speeddating with his friends once and tried to make the girls he met answer a question to see if they were intelligent. :S

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23 Jan 2010, 5:02 pm

Really? an application alex? lol

wouldn't it be easier just to ask for a video of themselves on youtube, ustream etc. to explain theirself.

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